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I'm gonna see an escort, any advice?

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I don't wanna die without knowing what sex is like so I'm just gonna swallow my pride and pay for it.

Any manlets (5'7" under) hired an escort before? Should I solely stick to hiring shorter girls?
 
@NEETard thoughts?
 
Unless you're a nigger I've never really hard of them rejecting guys, especially if you cast a wide net. Height doesn't matter so long as you have the cash.
 
Unless you're a nigger I've never really hard of them rejecting guys, especially if you cast a wide net. Height doesn't matter so long as you have the cash.
Wait do they reject black guys? That is so fucking racist ngl
 
idk dont drink beforehand cuz u dont want whiskey dick
 
Unless you're a nigger I've never really hard of them rejecting guys, especially if you cast a wide net. Height doesn't matter so long as you have the cash.
What if we are 2/10 and white?
 
Fuck her right in the pussy.
 
honestly cant believe we're forced to pay for human contact while everyone else GETS IT FREE
that's the real tragedy here :lul:
 
Don't do it it's cucked and you'll regret it.
 
Some escorts do try to scam you. They'll take your money and leave without a trace. Same thing happens in strip clubs especially ghetto ones. Strippers will take your money and not provide any service (at which point you can leave and never come back or complain to the manager).

Other than that, fuck the shit out of her and be safe.
 
I also tried to see an escort but I failed miserably and I don't know if I want to try further.
I picked two good looking foids and called one of them. I was asking If I could meet her, she then asks If we've met before. After saying no, she tells me to fuck off and hangs up.
Because of that, I contacted the second foid via WhatsApp but she wanted a photo before she meets her clients. So I sent her one made by a photographer. I've got no replies after that ...
 
Wait do they reject black guys? That is so fucking racist ngl
Dunno about the sugar baby side, but the escort ads I saw back years ago did specify races and said no blacks. Weird as I usually would see blacks with noodles normally on the "civilian" side.
 
You need to do your research before you book one - you don't want a low class skank and you don't want to be scammed. You want a high class girl who does "Girlfriend Experience" (or GFE) basically so its as natural as possible - you want to know what you're getting - not being "Nickle and dimed" for every different service. You need to find a girl with some reviews - watch out though certainly here in the UK girls generate fake reviews for themselves.

Your first time isn't going to be earth shattering or much beyond very vanilla stuff. Kissing, touching, massage, oral without a condom and then sex. You probably want to book an hour to an hour and a half. Make sure you are squeaky clean and minty fresh beforehand. Hygiene is about basic respect. Maybe tell her its your first time - if she isn't cool with that find a girl who is.

I recommend not fapping for a few days before so your erection is very cooperative. I had issues staying erect and orgasming my first time. I was a bit nervous and had trouble letting go. Best position for finishing is missionary or doggy but you should probably start with her sitting on your cock.
 
I’d rather die virgin than pay for sex but it’s your life man. Do what you will.
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Are prostitutes still a thing now with covid?

My advice is: don't go. But maybe you have to experience it to know. I hope not.
 
No idea. I think escortmaxing is cucked
 
Expect it to be a lot shitter than you are imagining. Especially since this is your first time. Escortmaxxing is worth it just to satisfy curiosity but JFL at anyone who thinks it's a long term solution.

Doesn't matter what girl you chose. Escorts have sex with a lot of older men, if don't reject 80 year olds they're hardly going to reject someone for being a manlet.

Make sure you go for a while without fapping beforehand. Staying hard with a condom on isn't as easy as staying hard without one.
 
Don't be a fool wrap your tool.
 
I don't wanna die without knowing what sex is like so I'm just gonna swallow my pride and pay for it.

Any manlets (5'7" under) hired an escort before? Should I solely stick to hiring shorter girls?

You can't see on there's a lockdown going on
 
Start with massage parlors if you have them in your area.
 
- Pay more for a higher quality one
- Wear a condom ffs
 
don't be scared put a rubber on the head
 
Escortcelling as first thing to do is pretty bad, you will finish really fast. Massages (plus hj or bj) are the way to go to begin with.
 
Are prostitutes still a thing now with covid?

My advice is: don't go. But maybe you have to experience it to know. I hope not.

Ive not seen u in a long time. What are you doing with your life man? Hope its something better than rotting here.
 
Main thing is take your time to pick an escort who seems friendly and open (preferably playful) towards you, much more important for a good experience than looks. Second most important thing is pay up for a decent amount of time, say 2 hours. You don't want to be in a rush and miss out on the foreplay and other aspects of the GFE. Go for a short girl if you can; it's nice to be able to toss her around a bit. Have fun!
 
I don't wanna die without knowing what sex is like so I'm just gonna swallow my pride and pay for it.

Any manlets (5'7" under) hired an escort before? Should I solely stick to hiring shorter girls?
Well i've never gotten an escort, and i'm 5'6. But let me tell you what I would do in this situation.

Take shower, clean your penis and balls very well. Brush teeth and possibly use some mouth wash. Wear decent looking clothes that are clean. Only take the amount of money that both of you have agreed upon. You don't have to hire a shorter girl, do whatever you want for her height. Just make sure that you find her attractive. Afterall, if you're gonna spend money on pussy, it better be good pussy. Also ask her to take a shower before you arrive, if possible. If she goes to your place, ask her to shower first. Should probably use a condom for anal or vaginal, for a blowjob it's still recommended, but it would probably make it nowhere near as enjoyable. Be sure to get your moneys worth. Grab her tits and ass, rub her entire body while you fuck, or she sucks you off. Maybe even lowkey try to smell her hair or something. If you have a fetish, like a foot fetish for example, before you go, ask if she's down to do something related to that fetish. I don't suggest trying to talk dirty with her, it will come off as cringe to her and you both. Whether or not you want her to it to you, idk. Make up your mind and tell her if you want her to talk dirty or not. You have to be really upfront with this. I'd say go for a session that lasts about 30 minutes to an hour. You don't have to be having sex the entire time btw. You can cuddle her or just do some small talk with her, which can help you in talking to women possibly. Don't say any weird shit or tell her something too personal. You don't want to weird her out or scare her off. BTW, it's very highly recommended you don't kiss her, and if you must, make sure it isn't open mouth kissing. Also don't go down on her, like eating her out, both pussy and ass. That's how you get shit.

I also would suggest holding her hand or hugging her. Don't be a cuck about it. Don't ask her if you can do something before you do something to her EVERY SINGLE TIME. That's gonna make her see you as a beta cuck even more so.
When you're done, you can thank her if you'd like. If you were nice to her the whole time and didn't weird her out, she may be open to you seeing her again. Try not to build too much of a relationship with her, afterall, you may become emotionally attached to a hooker lol. I know it's a meme to "respect" a literal whore, but it can seriously help you out in the long run. Like i said, just be nice and she may be open to seeing you more, or getting some of her other escort friends to see you.
 
I also would suggest holding her hand or hugging her. Don't be a cuck about it. Don't ask her if you can do something before you do something to her EVERY SINGLE TIME. That's gonna make her see you as a beta cuck even more so.
When you're done, you can thank her if you'd like. If you were nice to her the whole time and didn't weird her out, she may be open to you seeing her again. Try not to build too much of a relationship with her, afterall, you may become emotionally attached to a hooker lol. I know it's a meme to "respect" a literal whore, but it can seriously help you out in the long run. Like i said, just be nice and she may be open to seeing you more, or getting some of her other escort friends to see you.

Honestly all this advice about not being a cuck is unnecessary. When I did it, I also had the mindset that I've got to somehow "act alpha" with her as if it was a normal sexual encounter. You don't. You're paying for sex so she already knows you're a total cuck. If you want to do something and you're hesitating you might as well ask her. Better than not doing it at all or doing it awkwardly because you're not sure if it's allowed.
 
I don't wanna die without knowing what sex is like so I'm just gonna swallow my pride and pay for it.

Any manlets (5'7" under) hired an escort before? Should I solely stick to hiring shorter girls?

Not a manlet but i dont see hows that relevant. Height dont matter since youre paying. Stop acting like a cuck and worrying about whether the foid's attracted to you.
I also would suggest holding her hand or hugging her.

:soy: :soy: :soy: :soy: :soy:. Just pay women to hold their hands bro.
 
Ive not seen u in a long time. What are you doing with your life man? Hope its something better than rotting here.
Long time no see indeed! I didn't come here much for quite a while, now I'm coming a bit more again. I'm using this covid time to study about the Bible and Christianity mostly, but also writting songs, recording what will be my third album and playing some games like Ragnarok Online. I'm a Creator so sometimes I let my homunculus do the killing for me and focus on other things.

How about you? How is being a teaching going for you?
 
Ask her what her k/d is on Warzone.
 
I’d rather die virgin than pay for sex but it’s your life man. Do what you will.
You are not an INVOLUNTARY celibate than.
Jfl at volcels.co
 
honestly cant believe we're forced to pay for human contact while everyone else GETS IT FREE
that's the real tragedy here :lul:
:feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelshaha::feelshaha::feelshaha::feelshaha::feelsbadman::feelsbadman::feelsbadman::feelsbadman::feelscry::feelscry::feelscry::feelscry::feelscry::feelsrope:
 
Death before undercutting. We must maintain one-to-one correspondence monogamy at all costs. Go on home fakecel posters, go on home.
 
>being able to hire an escort
>having enough money
>being lowinhib enough to go to a whore and ask her to fuck you

Chads.co tbh ngl:chad::chad::chad::chad:
 
there is no access to prostitution where i live so think again :cool:
You must be a burgercel. You guys have it the worst. Eurofags can atleast fuck cheap escorts.
 

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