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TeeHee Im gonna make the escort call me NEETAndTidy

NEETAndTidy

NEETAndTidy

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Im also gonna call her Tatsumaki.

I also may make her call me an incel :feelskek:

Im gonna be the low point of her week tbh.
 
You're not gonna do any of that buddy
 
I'm glad you are excited, tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh
 
How are things going to work? Where are you meeting her?

Also, have you read my pro tips in the other thread? :feelsthink:
 
How are things going to work? Where are you meeting her?

Also, have you read my pro tips in the other thread? :feelsthink:
Yes i did. And its (im assuming) her house.
 
Imagine being this low inhib

I’m jealous tbh
 
Yes i did. And its (im assuming) her house.
Her house? Never tried something like that. But you're from the US, right? It might be the most practical way there.

Be careful and good luck, boyo. Don't forget to report it here.
 
i thought you were agoraphobic.
I am. I can leave the house. I just cant really go many new places and i cant be outside the house for more than an hour or 2
Her house? Never tried something like that. But you're from the US, right? It might be the most practical way there.

Be careful and good luck, boyo. Don't forget to report it here.
Yeah i mean its not in a sketchy area so im not worried.

And ill definately report it here
 
Im also gonna call her Tatsumaki.

I also may make her call me an incel :feelskek:

Im gonna be the low point of her week tbh.

I'm sure she's seen worse. Maybe not that week, but in her career, absolutely. Escorts are called on to fuck the legitimately unfuckable. Cripples and stuff. The people who need escorts, otherwise they will never have sex.
 
I'm sure she's seen worse. Maybe not that week, but in her career, absolutely. Escorts are called on to fuck the legitimately unfuckable. Cripples and stuff. The people who need escorts, otherwise they will never have sex.
True. I hope to make it miserible for her though.
 
I'm sure she's seen worse. Maybe not that week, but in her career, absolutely. Escorts are called on to fuck the legitimately unfuckable. Cripples and stuff. The people who need escorts, otherwise they will never have sex.
I hate the female gender but escorts are the only faction of them that I have a modicum of respect for. They serve the same purpose as other females but they don’t lie to you.
 
When are you gonna fuck the hooker?
 
How much are you gonna pay her?
 
Fucking takes a few minutes, why a hour?
I havent fapped in almost a week. I plan to cum as many times as possible. And that way i have plenty of time
 
I havent fapped in almost a week. I plan to cum as many times as possible. And that way i have plenty of time

After cumming 1 time I'm already exhausted (by fapping), cannot imagine cumming 2 or 3 times within 1 hour into a femoid.
 
After cumming 1 time I'm already exhausted (by fapping), cannot imagine cumming 2 or 3 times within 1 hour into a femoid.
I can fap twice in a row if i really want to. So im not too worried. Plus i could make her strip or whatever before hand. Idk i dont plan on going to another escort so i wanna make it worth my money
 
better eat a banana and drink some orange juice to regain your stamina
 
seriously bring a snack or something you'll probably get exhausted

drink gatorade
Download 8
 
i should pay an escort to say stuff like "ugh, why do i have to fuck this incel? i wish i was fucking chad right now" "i hope i won't disappoint you, i am a 3D foid after all"
 
Oh yes! I'm glad this is happening. Maybe other users can follow your example.
 
My biggest concern would be catching something. Second biggest would be catching feelings for someone who's a hooker o.O

That aside... it'll provide physical pleasure and an experience, at least!
 
I havent fapped in almost a week. I plan to cum as many times as possible. And that way i have plenty of time
I can fap twice in a row if i really want to. So im not too worried.
Hate to rain on your parade there champ, but she's probably kicking you out after you cum once lol

But if in doubt
Just have high functioning autism theory
It's gonna be a new high.
:feelsthink:
 
i should pay an escort to say stuff like "ugh, why do i have to fuck this incel? i wish i was fucking chad right now" "i hope i won't disappoint you, i am a 3D foid after all"
do it bro:feelsokman:
 
Good luck bro
 
Escorts that roleplay must be a god tier cope,I wish I knew where/how to find them
 
Im gonna try to record audio

If i can get her to say "fuck me you incel" I might die laughing

:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
Tell her to say, "Go ER on my holes you incel" :feelshaha::feelsokman::feelsthink:
 
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