Discussion I’m going to shit in a box and mail it to a person I hate. Any tips?

[Enemy of Humanity]

Okay so I want to shit in a box and mail it to a person I hate. He is a psychopath though so I want to know how to make it impossible to trace back to me. Also I was thinking of putting the return address of someone else I hate and a phone number too. If I buy the label online will the person be able to trace it back to me? I know the smell might be a problem for the package handlers so I will put the shit in a thick bag and then put it in the box.

 

[iamsubhuman]

You should mail them a pipe bomb

 

[LesscoBlob]

Okay so I want to shit in a box and mail it to a person I hate. He is a psychopath though so I want to know how to make it impossible to trace back to me. Also I was thinking of putting the return address of someone else I hate and a phone number too. If I buy the label online will the person be able to trace it back to me? I know the smell might be a problem for the package handlers so I will put the shit in a thick bag and then put it in the box.

IF YOU BUY IT ONLINE, JUST USE A VPN AND YOU'LL BE GOOD TO GO (IN REAL LIFE 2)

 

[Enemy of Humanity]

You should mail them a pipe bomb

But then I won’t be able to play video games anymore.

 

[Enemy of Humanity]

IF YOU BUY IT ONLINE, JUST USE A VPN AND YOU'LL BE GOOD TO GO (IN REAL LIFE 2)

Thank you.

 

[LesscoBlob]

Thank you.

YOU'RE MORE THAN WELCOME (IN REAL LIFE)

 

[UnwantedVirgin]

What about DNA testing? Would baking the shit in the oven first make DNA testing harder?

 

[Enemy of Humanity]

What about DNA testing? Would baking the shit in the oven first make DNA testing harder?

I was thinking I could also gather a bunch of dog shit outside instead.

 

[Lawrence]

I was thinking I could also gather a bunch of dog shit outside instead.

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That sounds like a fun day

 

[Chang Dragondick]

Have you considered just wearing something that will hide your identity and throwing shit at their house instead?