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LifeFuel I'm going to lose my virginity this weekend with a hooker!

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That's right, folks. I made this decision because I'm tired of waiting. I'm in my early-20's living in South America and I want to know what sex is all about. It will not be cheap, I chose a very beautiful prostitute so I have no excuses when it comes to attractiveness. What does a pussy tastes like? What does a blowjob feels like? How it feels to touch boobs? I want to be able to asnwer these questions on my own, so wish me luck guys. The only thing that can fuck me up is my mental illness. I hope this will not be a problem and I'll be able to enjoy the moment.
 
Idk but good luck bro
 
Fair enough. Hope it's a good experience. Let us know how it goes.
 
I'm happy for you but don't eat her pussy. She probably has herpes or HPV or god knows what. She's probably had 10000 dicks inside of her. That's like licking a toilet bowl. You can living without ever knowing what a pussy tastes like. It's not worth getting a disease that will eventually turn into throat cancer.
 
Good luck buddy boyo
 
That's right, folks. I made this decision because I'm tired of waiting. I'm in my early-20's living in South America and I want to know what sex is all about. It will not be cheap, I chose a very beautiful prostitute so I have no excuses when it comes to attractiveness. What does a pussy tastes like? What does a blowjob feels like? How it feels to touch boobs? I want to be able to asnwer these questions on my own, so wish me luck guys. The only thing that can fuck me up is my mental illness. I hope this will not be a problem and I'll be able to enjoy the moment.
It's going to feel cold and tasteless tbh, basically because all whores are emotionless due to being fucked several times daily.

If you want it be something pleasant I recommend doing nofap and abstain from all types of sexual activity, even mentally.
 
tasting hooker pussy :dafuckfeels:
 
Do it to find out, but don't be surprised when you feel exactly the same afterwards, because you will be exactly the same. You'll still be an ugly male, and society will still treat you like shit accordingly.
 
I already fucked 13 different hookers.

It doesnt work man, doesnt decrease your suffering. Its all fake.
 
Good luck bro, hope u dont get super aids
 
What does a pussy tastes like?

Don't be retarded. Please don't tell me you're going to trust a hookers pussy enough to actually lick it raw. Your fucking tongue will degrade before you have enough time to feel any taste
 
What does a pussy tastes like?
Can't wait to hear this story.
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What does a pussy tastes like?
I don't know but I wouldn't attempt to find out through hookers. Just fuck her and don't put anything else near her snatch
 
Make sure you take viagra. I wasted $250 and couldn’t get a hard on because of my high inhib :feelsohgod:
 

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