Serious I'm going to learn to ride a unicycle

[Substitute Subhuman]

And then foids will want to have sexual relations with me

 

[racoon4]

 

[NirvanaFan1988]

but you would still not get laid

 

[Substitute Subhuman]

but you would still not get laid

Yes I will. Foids love men who do dangerous activities

 

[NirvanaFan1988]

Yes I will. Foids love men who do dangerous activities

sounds like extreme cope

 

[Substitute Subhuman]

sounds like extreme cope

Nothing wrong with coping

 

[TheCatMan]

There's no way ladies will turn down a uni

 

[Emba]

Get a electric one bro

Miles of fun on one wheel!

 

[Ducky]

When I was a freshman in college there were these kids that would set up a tightrope between some trees and practice walking. It was pretty dope. Didn't get any bitches but I would go watch them sometimes.

 

[bigantennaemay1]

There was a minigame in Wario Land 4 for the Game Boy Advance where you control Wario as he speeds through the desert on a unicycle, and you gotta make him jump over obstacles in time or you fail.