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LifeFuel I'm glad Swedistan will outlaw fireworks next year

wasted12years

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Or atleast you'll need a permission for them. Finally my country does something good. There's no point really to play with fireworks or even watch them if you don't have a loving GF by your side. It's a huge cope and all the normies probably just wants to entertain their kids with them, plus it's bad for the environment. I'm just gonna sit here in my basement and drink when they go off and next year i don't have to deal with them as much hopefully.
 
Or atleast you'll need a permission for them. Finally my country does something good. There's no point really to play with fireworks or even watch them if you don't have a loving GF by your side. It's a huge cope and all the normies probably just wants to entertain their kids with them, plus it's bad for the environment. I'm just gonna sit here in my basement and drink when they go off and next year i don't have to deal with them as much hopefully.
kek sounds like a shit country. yea, lets import a million sand niggers and hide their atrocities, but wait, there's more. let's ban fireworks because we are cucks! you swedes hate freedom. pathetic little cucks you are.
 
kek sounds like a shit country. yea, lets import a million sand niggers and hide their atrocities, but wait, there's more. let's ban fireworks because we are cucks! you swedes hate freedom. pathetic little cucks you are.
One reason for the ban is all the refugees shooting the fireworks inside buildings and everywhere.
 
One reason for the ban is all the refugees shooting the fireworks inside buildings and everywhere.
lmao. never thought about it like that. is where you live overran by them yet?
 
lmao. never thought about it like that. is where you live overran by them yet?
No not yet. Also:
Muh guns muh freedom

it's ok, i have a Texan relative.
 
JFL at Sweden. Most cucked country in existence.
 
Fireworks are fun
 
After that, white males would be forbidden to look at any females.
The most cucked country in history.
 
After that, white males would be forbidden to look at any females.
Not yet but feminists wants this to exist. It's a certificate of sex, what kind of sexual activity, depth, where it takes place and date. Both genders have to sign it. Also a witness.

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So someone is going to be sitting on the sidelines watching everyone have sex?
Maybe feminists wants to encourage cuckoldry but in the certificate there are two lines where the witnesses have to sign JFL.
 
Maybe feminists wants to encourage cuckoldry but in the certificate there are two lines where the witnesses have to sign JFL.
TWO witnesses? I hope to God that that means witnesses of both parties consenting, and not just watching on the sidelines. Regardless, that doesn’t make it much better.
 
used to be obsessed with fireworks as a child
 
used to be obsessed with fireworks as a child
I loved firecrackers as a child not rockets. They were legal when i grew up in the 90s here but they outlawed them in the early 2000s. Alot of childhood memories with firecrackers. Kind of ironic that the inventor of dynamite was Swedish and his own country outlaws firecrackers in modern times.
 
How about they shoot fireworks at immigrants
 
How about they shoot fireworks at immigrants
I've seen that once when i was with some normies 8 years ago. A normie shot a rocket at some skinny somali refugee, it was refreshing to witness. He didn't retaliate, probably cuz he didn't have his clan with him.
 
Outlawing a toy for children now that's cucked :lul::lul::lul:
 
It is just alt right theory i dont think something gonna happen
 
Not yet but feminists wants this to exist. It's a certificate of sex, what kind of sexual activity, depth, where it takes place and date. Both genders have to sign it. Also a witness.

View attachment 76441
Holy shit. This looks bad enough, but when translated it is a hundred times worse.

First off, besides the names and date, it also asks for the duration... and then shit gets out of hand in the next table.

It asks for the depth of penetration, and whether it’s oral/anal/vaginal, and the depth for each. It asks for the maximum number of fingers used for handjobs etc. It asks for the approved circumference of the penis.

And it gets even worse. You see those 3 notes at the bottom? The first one is related to the depth of penetration... It says “The measure is marked on the penis with a permanent marker.”

The second note says “If the perimeter falls before deep markings, an additional marking is made where this occurs.”

And the third one, whatever this means, states “in order to prevent the trigger from falling wrong, the man must clear the repository at least 5 seconds in advance.”

So these people want men to have to USE A PERMANENT MARKER ON THEIR DICK TO MARK HOW DEEP IT WENT IN TO WHATEVER ORIFICE.

See the note under the second table? It reads:

“This form is filled in the same way in 3 copies, all signed by both parties plus witnesses. The parties each keep a signed copy and the third is sent to the Swedish Gender Equality Authority for archiving. Violation of this agreement is described by the victim on the back of the form and sent to the above authority for action and publication on social media and in the press under #MeToo and #HemskaMan (Hemska man = horrible man)

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF SWEDEN.

TL;DR Feminists in Sweden want it to be illegal to have sex without two witnesses and filling out a form describing what happened in extreme detail.
 
Holy shit. This looks bad enough, but when translated it is a hundred times worse.

First off, besides the names and date, it also asks for the duration... and then shit gets out of hand in the next table.

It asks for the depth of penetration, and whether it’s oral/anal/vaginal, and the depth for each. It asks for the maximum number of fingers used for handjobs etc. It asks for the approved circumference of the penis.

And it gets even worse. You see those 3 notes at the bottom? The first one is related to the depth of penetration... It says “The measure is marked on the penis with a permanent marker.”

The second note says “If the perimeter falls before deep markings, an additional marking is made where this occurs.”

And the third one, whatever this means, states “in order to prevent the trigger from falling wrong, the man must clear the repository at least 5 seconds in advance.”

So these people want men to have to USE A PERMANENT MARKER ON THEIR DICK TO MARK HOW DEEP IT WENT IN TO WHATEVER ORIFICE.

See the note under the second table? It reads:

“This form is filled in the same way in 3 copies, all signed by both parties plus witnesses. The parties each keep a signed copy and the third is sent to the Swedish Gender Equality Authority for archiving. Violation of this agreement is described by the victim on the back of the form and sent to the above authority for action and publication on social media and in the press under #MeToo and #HemskaMan (Hemska man = horrible man)

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF SWEDEN.

TL;DR Feminists in Sweden want it to be illegal to have sex without two witnesses and filling out a form describing what happened in extreme detail.
Yes it's horrid. Keep in mind all the Swedes don't approve of this, mostly the feminists. Can you imagine what my iron age forefathers would think of this?
 
Or atleast you'll need a permission for them. Finally my country does something good. There's no point really to play with fireworks or even watch them if you don't have a loving GF by your side. It's a huge cope and all the normies probably just wants to entertain their kids with them, plus it's bad for the environment. I'm just gonna sit here in my basement and drink when they go off and next year i don't have to deal with them as much hopefully.
@wasted12years Are you Swedish?
 
@wasted12years Are you Swedish?
My brother is in the process of doing a DNA test right now and i'm eagerly waiting for the results, by the looks of it i look alot scandinavian along with celtic traits, but my great grandfather was half german so it's a mix you could say. Who cares about nationality really? As long as your a white european it matters. A pole is as much a white european to me as a norwegian as long as he doesn't have ashenazim blood in him.
 
Disgusting white supremacy comments going down in here, really? Your happy that a somilaicel was hit with fireworks dude? Stupid old fuck. I wanna just cripple your rotten bones old man you have no idea how much this post angered me. If I see you anywhere near America I will personally beat the fuck out of your oldcel ass bitch.
 
Disgusting white supremacy comments going down in here, really? Your happy that a somilaicel was hit with fireworks dude? Stupid old fuck. I wanna just cripple your rotten bones old man you have no idea how much this post angered me. If I see you anywhere near America I will personally beat the fuck out of your oldcel ass bitch.
He weren't hit, just closely. I don't know if you live in a gated community or if you're an multicultural ethnic or w/e i don't really care about people like you. You wouldn't understand how a white european like me feels. All the headlines in alternative media of people of your own kin getting murdered and raped by immigrants. You don't know shit. Get back to your 2d fapping you fucking weeb. I would slice you open too. There's no gym for your face and you would be an easy target for me.
 
Yes it's horrid. Keep in mind all the Swedes don't approve of this, mostly the feminists. Can you imagine what my iron age forefathers would think of this?
I have family from Sweden too so I can imagine. You know how kids’ sports teams etc. (at least in the US) have “Most Improved” awards? I feel like Sweden may be the “Most Deteriorated” if the feminists have their way.
 
Hope they ban it in germany as well. Fucking degenerate shit
 
I love seeing drunk chads destroy their vision/hearing/face with fireworks.

DON'T BAN THEM
 
He weren't hit, just closely. I don't know if you live in a gated community or if you're an multicultural ethnic or w/e i don't really care about people like you. You wouldn't understand how a white european like me feels. All the headlines in alternative media of people of your own kin getting murdered and raped by immigrants. You don't know shit. Get back to your 2d fapping you fucking weeb. I would slice you open too. There's no gym for your face and you would be an easy target for me.
weeb? dumbfuck im not a weeb. obv living in sweden you guys dont realise what a cultural impact DBZ is. black people love DBZ, all the rappers NBA NFL players love it. its not weeb shit you fucking dumbass, and easy target for me? JUST LOL. you guys have no access to guns. try coming to my house and threating people i love and i'll gladly load some bullets into you oldfuck.
 
low iq shit lets blow money and explode it in the air!
 
weeb? dumbfuck im not a weeb. obv living in sweden you guys dont realise what a cultural impact DBZ is. black people love DBZ, all the rappers NBA NFL players love it. its not weeb shit you fucking dumbass, and easy target for me? JUST LOL. you guys have no access to guns. try coming to my house and threating people i love and i'll gladly load some bullets into you oldfuck.
"We wuz super saiyans and shiet!!!"

"Oldfuck" that's really original i'm 27 you douche, you will be a 27 year old incel too. Especially if you think gymcelling will help your face, fucking cope harder. I can easily get a gun if i made a trip to a city nearby. You're just a brainwashed sheeple reading about my country like it's impossible to get firearms JFL. Go back to your 2d fapping already.
 
Put a firework in my mouth and light it up. Look at my avi she's a hot foid cum on her
 

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