Venting I'm fucked

[Incellectual]

I have pets in my dorm and I'm not supposed to and I just found out every week a cleaner is going to come in and clean the bathroom. Doesn't sound too bad but my pets can get somewhat loud since they will sneeze and play fight with eachother. If they do that while someone is here and they hear it I'm fucked. I could be kicked out or I could be forced to get rid of them or fined over it. To make matter worse the cleaning lady is a pretty foid who is around my age. I hate having to be around pretty girls because they will never give me the time of day and its annoying having to be around something you will never get to have. Its over for me.

 

[Insalsa]

Dic eī te feminam purgantem non velle

 

[BonoboPower]

If she find out, the only thing you can do is begging her not to tell anyone, hoping she's not a complete cunt.

 

[Deleted member 12256]

If she find out, the only thing you can do is begging her not to tell anyone, hoping she's not a complete cunt.

We don't beg foids, we threaten them boy. She can and she will snitch !!!

 

[Incellectual]

Dic eī te feminam purgans non velle

she's the only cleaner lmao

If she find out, the only thing you can do is begging her not to tell anyone, hoping she's not a complete cunt.

She seems nice so far but its too early to tell what she would do. I'm just hiding them in my closet every tuesday since she will be coming then.

 

[BonoboPower]

We don't beg foids, we threaten them boy. She can and she will snitch !!!

If OP isn't tied to mafia of some shit, i hardly think that threatening her will work without unpleasant consequences. Maybe he could manipulatemaxx about "the poor pets don't have anywhere else to go" and so on and so forth

 

[Incellectual]

We don't beg foids, we threaten them boy. She can and she will snitch !!!

since there are animals involved she might not if I play into the whole "if you tell they will die since no one wants rats and mice"

If OP isn't tied to mafia of some shit, i hardly think that threatening her will work without unpleasant consequences. Maybe he could manipulatemaxx about "the poor pets don't have anywhere else to go" and so on and so forth