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Hypocrisy I'm drunk, AMA.

City Incel

City Incel

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So I finally got drunk
I feel like the fucking Oracle-cell.
You can ax the Oracle-cell in me:
 
Are you gonna take pills too?
 
What drink(s) desu?
 
Do you like Mcdonalds
 
Smell your belly button
 
Are you gonna take pills too?
No, I only have antipsychotics. They give me no positive effect, just fuck me up and make me feel bad if I take them. I don't take them, only in a madhouse as there they fucking force me to take them.
 
What drink(s) desu?
Just 2 pints of beer. My dorms closed at 10pm, if I had went to shop earlier I could've drank 4. Not 6, then I'd just puke. I need to drink them outside like a hobo because I'm not allowed to drink inside.
 
Nah, I'm low T, fucked up body rn plus prob. jerked off already earlier today but not 100% sure.

6/10. I like Big Tasty, wraps, quarter pounder, fries and 20-unit mcNuggets... and also the pie.

I can't, my flexibility doesn't allow me to.
Stick your finger inside your belly button and smell the residue
 
Stick your finger inside your belly button and smell the residue
I can't smell much, but I also have a bad nose. I maybe have damaged smell from my boxing days, not sure, my smell ability is below average for sure.
 
I can't smell much, but I also have a bad nose. I maybe have damaged smell from my boxing days, not sure, my smell ability is below average for sure.
You used to box?
 
You used to box?
Some, 1 pro fight draw vs a mediocre journeyman, a few hard sparrings. I got only a draw because I was coming from 2 years break from training, else could've gotten a win.

I've been hit in the nose and had a significant nosebleed 3x.
 
Some, 1 pro fight draw vs a mediocre journeyman, a few hard sparrings. I got only a draw because I was coming from 2 years break from training, else could've gotten a win.

I've been hit in those nose and had a significant nosebleed 3x.
What's it like to box? How did you feel¿
 
What's it like to box? How did you feel¿
It's pretty good, but you should not take any significant breaks at all. Just keep training from the start till you retire.

I initially stopped training in 2012 because I was upset of my sexlessness, that's all.
 
It's pretty good, but you should not take any significant breaks at all. Just keep training from the start till you retire.

I initially stopped training in 2012 because I was upset of my sexlessness, that's all.
brutal
 
What stocks should I buy?
 
Take some codeine for the full experience and what's your favorite show
 

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