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I’m currently hanging weights from my dick to get it bigger. Life starts at 9x7

SchrodingersDick

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First time hanging . Using an LG hanger , doing 2.5lbs for 30 minutes. I’m like 7 minutes in ..
 
Does it hurt ? And all this works , it does help you get bigger ?
 
Just rip your dick off your body theory
 
I started pulling my dick regularly since puberty and I think it honestly helped.
 
Does it hurt ? And all this works , it does help you get bigger ?
Yes. Traction devices are so far the only thing proven even by doctors to work . It’s a factor of tension x time

Yes the vacuum hanger is more comfortable that I thought it would be . Feels like nothing if there . I just feel a stretch . Granted the weight is low and I didn’t pump it up to high vacuum, I don’t know how it will be with heavier weights . I don’t intend to ever go above around 10 pounds ever .. most people get most of their gains between 6-10 pounds ..

I’m gonna be doing 6-7 days a week , building up to 3-4 hours a day.. there’s no noose or anything to block blood flow so I can legit leave it on and fuck around on the internet for 4 hours straight lol.. no risk of tissue death like other dick exercises



As fate would have it , I suddenly had to take a shit and had to interrupt my session

Posting off my toilet now
 
Yes. Traction devices are so far the only thing proven even by doctors to work . It’s a factor of tension x time

Yes the vacuum hanger is more comfortable that I thought it would be . Feels like nothing if there . I just feel a stretch . Granted the weight is low and I didn’t pump it up to high vacuum, I don’t know how it will be with heavier weights . I don’t intend to ever go above around 10 pounds ever .. most people get most of their gains between 6-10 pounds ..

I’m gonna be doing 6-7 days a week , building up to 3-4 hours a day.. there’s no noose or anything to block blood flow so I can legit leave it on and fuck around on the internet for 4 hours straight lol.. no risk of tissue death like other dick exercises
Can it cause any problems though ? Also is it permanant ?
 
Can it cause any problems though ? Also is it permanant ?
Yes big problems IF you hang too heavy.. there’s only been one recorded incident of a guy having to go to the hospital cause he was 200 IQ and hung 75lbs

Long as you take it easy though and only go up in small increments, you’ll be fine .. it’s just a stretch
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Say goodbye to your sensitivity.

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This sounds like a much worse idea than jelqing.
 
How would I lose sensitivity though ? There’s no obstruction of blood flow , I’m uncut and hanging with my foreskin covering the glans, the tip taped shut

Nigga, you lose sensitivity just by jerking off and you're hanging a fucking dumbbell off your dick.

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rip off ur dick and glue a 10 inch dildo on dude
 
Let me know how it goes in a few months
 
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But will u lose girth?
some people lose girth when they gain length, but never much.. I think if I do light girth exercises I won't lose anything.

vacuum hanging increases base girth though.. And I need base girth. my mid shaft mogs my base by 0.2"
 
take the dick pill. The real average is NOT 5.2x4.8 or whatever they claim.. take out ethnics, manlets, framecels, oldcels, EDcels, micropeniscels, and just generally anyone who isn't getting any pussy regularly, and the average is something like 7x6.. There's never been a time in history where its been more important to not just have a big dick, but a huge dick.. I plan on running bulge game.. aiming for minimum 10" length, minimum 7" girth
 
Not like you'll ever get to use it.
 
Dude the "gains" most people get from stretching their dicks are not real gains. Stretching does not improve functionality, having a rock hard erection will increase its girth and be much better for sex than some stretched out noodle. The medical advice would be to do kegels and get fit generally (fat fucks your testosterone, exercise increases it)

jelqing can work but its dangerous

Youre gonna be like that mexican moron who has the "worlds biggest penis" and its just stretched out infected foreskin
 
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Hair only matters to chad-lites and sub 8's, hair doesn't matter for Chads.
agreed, but an extremely small percentage of men have the necessary facial harmony and skull robustness to pull off balding, and those guys are not all chad.. there's many guys that look better without hair than with hair, even though they're nothing special either way.

I'm in the bottom percentile of skull shape so hair is an absolute necessity for me.. and I just HAD to lose it at 17.. just had to
Dude the "gains" most people get from stretching their dicks are not real gains. Stretching does not improve functionality, having a rock hard erection will increase its girth and be much better for sex than some stretched out noodle. The medical advice would be to do kegels and get fit generally (fat fucks your testosterone, exercise increases it)

jelqing can work but its dangerous
hanging pulls out your inner dick via loosening and stretching the ligaments

I'm not fat. my fat pad is maybe 0.5-0.75"

Its pretty common for guys to report girth gains with unaffected EQ
 
Yes. Traction devices are so far the only thing proven even by doctors to work . It’s a factor of tension x time

Yes the vacuum hanger is more comfortable that I thought it would be . Feels like nothing if there . I just feel a stretch . Granted the weight is low and I didn’t pump it up to high vacuum, I don’t know how it will be with heavier weights . I don’t intend to ever go above around 10 pounds ever .. most people get most of their gains between 6-10 pounds ..

I’m gonna be doing 6-7 days a week , building up to 3-4 hours a day.. there’s no noose or anything to block blood flow so I can legit leave it on and fuck around on the internet for 4 hours straight lol.. no risk of tissue death like other dick exercises



As fate would have it , I suddenly had to take a shit and had to interrupt my session

Posting off my toilet now
Which exact device is this?
 
Which exact device is this?
its called LG hanger.

fyi the guy manufactures it to your specifications which is pretty neat.. means it'll always fit comfortable regardless of your size
 
First time hanging . Using an LG hanger , doing 2.5lbs for 30 minutes. I’m like 7 minutes in ..
I need one I loss significant size because of how many times I spank the monkey( I was at 5.5 and now I am at 3")
 
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i wonder if this guy is some IT or the likes to get people here to possibly damage their dick. the numbers this guy thinks you need is insane.
 

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