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I’m ADDICTED to casino FUCK FML I HATE THIS?!!

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Fuck I went to casino yesterday and I lost every dollar I fuck I want to play casino for living this snug don’t work fuck I can’t be pro slots player for ever . ??!!!???


Why can’t I get goof at slots bro why I see old people in there all the time probably making big money the guy said to adjust my bet amount per spin I will do this I think next time :feelsUgh::feelswhat::feelswhat:
 
Should’ve just escortmaxxed mang
 
It's over for slotcels
 
American slots are by law obligated to give 80 cents for every dollar. DONT WASTE UR MONEY AT SLOTS START COUNTING CARDS. U will be so good thyell need to ban ya.
 
American slots are by law obligated to give 80 cents for every dollar. DONT WASTE UR MONEY AT SLOTS START COUNTING CARDS. U will be so good thyell need to ban ya.
Woow
 
Fuck I went to casino yesterday and I lost every dollar I fuck I want to play casino for living this snug don’t work fuck I can’t be pro slots player for ever . ??!!!???


Why can’t I get goof at slots bro why I see old people in there all the time probably making big money the guy said to adjust my bet amount per spin I will do this I think next time :feelsUgh::feelswhat::feelswhat:
don't fucking play anymore this shit
 
you'd have more luck robbing a gas station and getting away with it.
 
Aren't they the reason why you started rotting your teeth? :dafuckfeels:

They're money machines, made to get you hooked on them as well as bankrupt while enriching globohomo-pushing corporations and morally degenerate elites; they'll never benefit you. :feelsUgh:
 
U will never make any money on slots. It's statistical robbery. Don't play with the system, cheat the system, count cards.
I can’t go pro in slots?
 
U will never make any money on slots. It's statistical robbery. Don't play with the system, cheat the system, count cards.
Dude how it doesn’t make sense how I see old people playing all the time
 
Dude how it doesn’t make sense how I see old people playing all the time
Again. They're obligated to give 80 cents for every dollar. These old ppl just luck and started playing after some bastard wasted a lot of money and the slot machine had to ditch 80% on the next guy. Also u don't know how much they wasted.
 
It's just not worth. Play skill based games like cards and so on never play the luck based ones.
 
It's just not worth. Play skill based games like cards and so on never play the luck based ones.
I have no skill In life i really new to do better man fuck
 
I have no skill In life i really new to do better man fuck
It's fine not having no skill in life. Remember u are still alive start learning something new and set a goal for yourself. And pls STOP GAMBLING and Have faith in yourself once.
 
It's fine not having no skill in life. Remember u are still alive start learning something new and set a goal for yourself. And pls STOP GAMBLING and Have faith in yourself once.
You recommends black jack it’s ducking brutal
 
You recommends black jack it’s ducking brutal
Or don't play cards at all. No gambling is an option have a normal job do college become a working member of society
 
Or don't play cards at all. No gambling is an option have a normal job do college become a working member of society
What degree ? Biology?
 
Give me money if you hit jackpot.
 
You’ll win eventually just keep trying
 
low iq cus casinos are literall designed to cuck you out of your $
 
crab slots teeth
 
You are a weak-minded submissive male, you deserve to be an incel
 
90% of gamblers quit before they hit big
 
Casino is my life
 
It is. My mom made over 50k just playing slots. There is a strategy to it and there are patterns.
Yes they’re ways it can be a career I reads I think on google
 
Play Casino in GTA 5
you can't get good at slots
 
Casinos are good for single lonely men that visit a couple of times or several times a year (after when you've exhausted all of your copes and feel really down). After some contemplating, you head to the casino to eat some of their food, get some drinks, and play some card games to kill time and have some fun. Nothing wrong at all with a little texas holdem or blackjack. Don't bring your debit card, and come with just $260 to cover your buy in, food, and drinks.

That is what you called being responsible and smart.

Being irresponsible as well as stupid, would be becoming a degenerate gambler.

Ideally, you wanna have so much copes ready and prepared to do, so that you don't ever have to go to the casino. (Or even abuse alcohol and drugs for that matter). But if you must, do it responsibly and don't be stupid.
 

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