I’m actually heated. Took a girl out from Tinder, dropped her off, got home and noticed a red stain soaked into my seat. Not sauce. Not makeup. Blood. She sat through the whole ride, said nothing, smiled goodbye, and left my leather looking like a low-budget crime scene.
Who just bleeds in someone’s car and acts normal? No heads up, no apology, nothing. So I Venmo requested her for a full detail, biohazard cleaning, and “trauma fee.” When she ignored it, I added late charges and reported her profile for unsafe behavior. If I’m dramatic, fine, but I’m not eating that cost in silence.
Now I’m scrubbing my seat at midnight with gloves on like I’m in a forensic lab, and she’s probably telling her friends I overreacted. You don’t get to treat my car like a sanitary napkin and glide off into the night. If basic respect is too much to ask, then so is a free ride.
Who just bleeds in someone’s car and acts normal? No heads up, no apology, nothing. So I Venmo requested her for a full detail, biohazard cleaning, and “trauma fee.” When she ignored it, I added late charges and reported her profile for unsafe behavior. If I’m dramatic, fine, but I’m not eating that cost in silence.
Now I’m scrubbing my seat at midnight with gloves on like I’m in a forensic lab, and she’s probably telling her friends I overreacted. You don’t get to treat my car like a sanitary napkin and glide off into the night. If basic respect is too much to ask, then so is a free ride.
