Venting I’m a hairy fucking ogre

[whiteboyhair]

My body is covered in hair. Everywhere. I have to shave every single day. If I don’t, my beard regrows in a day or two and I get this filthy neck beard. Every INCH of body is covered in hair. My back, arms, hands, legs, etc. Inb4 some retard says, “high-T trait “. It’s not a high-T trait, it’s all genetic. Body hair has very little to do with testosterone levels. I used to shave my legs and most of my body until I realized how utterly fucking futile it is to escape my genetics. I shit you not, small hairs starting to regrow on my legs only HOURS after shaving them. If I wasn’t a hairy shitskin with monkey body hair, I would’ve nichemaxxed by now and ascended.

 

[Baasskap]

I am as smooth as a baby.

 

[whiteboyhair]

I am as smooth as a baby.

 

[nully]

i have a monobrow

 

[whiteboyhair]

i have a monobrow

Deathnic trait

 

[ANTAGONIST]

I wish i could have a beard

 

[whiteboyhair]

I wish i could have a beard

Would you become a brownoid in order to achieve that?

 

[ANTAGONIST]

Would you become a brownoid in order to achieve that?

No

 

[fokusin]

Deathnic trait

 

[whiteboyhair]

No

Then synau

 

[whiteboyhair]

@fokusin
I wish I could post a picture of my unibrow. I have to shave it every week due to how hairy and bushy it gets.

 

[ANTAGONIST]

Then synau

Are you brown? I thought you were white based on your name.

 

[whiteboyhair]

Are you brown? I thought you were white based on your name.

Nigga did you not read my post?

 

[Pray to Yukon Koala]

same, middle eastern genetics

 

[all this time]

high-T trait “. It’s not a high-T trait, it’s all genetic. Body hair has very little to do with testosterone levels.

i mean, it is a t thing tho lol suppress ur test to next to nothing and youll notice your body hair grows way slower and more sparse, its still there but its lighter

but yea the actual hairs themselves are genetic

 

[fokusin]

@fokusin
I wish I could post a picture of my unibrow. I have to shave it every week due to how hairy and bushy it gets.

Same my facial hair also grows insanely fast

 

[whiteboyhair]

i mean, it is a t thing tho lol suppress ur test to next to nothing and youll notice your body hair grows way slower and more sparse, its still there but its lighter

but yea the actual hairs themselves are genetic

I’m already low T. I am defeated and have no test to suppress. Shitskin genetics ruined my life.

 

[whiteboyhair]

Same my facial hair also grows insanely fast

Brutally over for shitskins like us. We never stood a chance. If I didn’t have shitskin genetics, I would’ve nichemaxxed by now and appealed to emo/goth foids by adapting the e-boy aesthetic.

 

[fokusin]

Brutally over or shitskins like us. We never stood a chance. If I didn’t have shitskin genetics, I would’ve nichemaxxed by now and appealed to emo/goth foids by adapting the e-boy aesthetic.

nevER began

 

[fokusin]

Brutally over or shitskins like us. We never stood a chance. If I didn’t have shitskin genetics, I would’ve nichemaxxed by now and appealed to emo/goth foids by adapting the e-boy aesthetic.

If I was atleast a tallfag I would have gotten pussy

 

[ULTRAMAN]

I'd love to be a millionaire and get laser hair removal all over my body so I can be a human being and not a caveman. 70% of women don't like body hair on men. Body hair has never been attractive.

 

[whiteboyhair]

If I was atleast a tallfag I would have gotten pussy

I’m on the tallfag side and I still can’t find any pussy.

 

[poorenglishcel]

Ok hairy chad

 

[NickelodeonCel]

I am as smooth as a baby.

 

[TooSomething]

The hairiest areas of my body are my head and my penis and ballsack.

The rest is almost smooth.

It sucks.

But at least I am not bald, I guess.

 

[Spiteful Mutant]

It's not much of a problem honestly. Least of my concerns.