I’m a fucking B movie monster.

[Listless_Thanatos]

So I go on a ton of late-night walks.
I can’t sleep most nights so I just get my fat ass outta bed and waddle down the street.
Because it was before 10’clock, I thought I could visit a drive thru coffee shop before I went home.
Mind you I’m a 6’4 350 pounds clad in all black. I walk up to the drive thru window and the Barista is busy working on starting to close up shop.
I tap on her window to try to get her attention, but the music in the shops so loud she can’t hear me.
I stammer “H-h-hey! He-l-l-ooo?” My speech impediment fucking my mouth sideways.
She takes one look at me and screeches like I’m fucking Michael Myers.
I try to calm her down and ask with my stupid voice for some Tea, but she just stands there in terror looking at me. After 20 seconds she actually calms down enough to take my order and starts making some Earl Grey.
All I could think the entire time while she was making that drink was: “I really that hideous, aren’t I?”
I felt obligated to give her a tip I scared her so bad.
Anyone else feel like a rejected B movie horror monster?

 

[Henry de Montherlant]

I felt obligated to give her a tip I scared her so bad.

You don't have to pay retarded people for being retarded with you, you know ?

I think it's merely due to the hour and your cloths though. Maybe she would have reacted differently in bright sunlight and if you were wearing a One Direction pink T shirt.

 

[Tim1]

pics or it didnt happen

 

[Anger]

It's for speech impedimentcels

 

[Stoiccel]

>Earl Grey
Nice

 

[Deleted member 265]

nice earl grey ad shill, reported

in all honesty im b movie monster too but im not fat so they just get disgusted instead of scared