Can we just bash this guys head in with a crowbar please
View: https://www.reddit.com/r/Vent/s/wNZF2p7Ikz
View: https://www.reddit.com/r/Vent/s/wNZF2p7Ikz
Make him 5'4 for 2-3 years and forget.
Is he willing to exchange
May this spastic nigger be choked to death with his own cock
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@TooSomething @St3v3Cel @deleted dude @LastGerman
Nigga is out of his mind.
If he has so much problems with his penis size he can give some inches to me.
Nigga is out of his mind.
If he has so much problems with his penis size he can give some inches to me.
least obvious reddit larp
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Humble-bragging scum.
Try living with an ugly face, small frame and small dick.
Try living with an ugly face, small frame and small dick.
Same to be honest, I hate it when my dick gets so long it accidentally wrap around my neck and almost strangles me to death while I sleep
Remove his shins and axe his shaft in minecraft
Ragefuel of the highest order. I don't even know what to say.
Finding out that men with big penises can accidentally touch the water in the toilet bowl with their penis was one of the most demoralising facts I learned on my dickpill journey. Big penis users here should know that many men with small penises accidentally pee on the toilet seat, or through the underside of the toilet seat and out onto the floor all the time because of their size. I would say that one of these "problems" is clearly worse than the other. @LastGerman
Just the fact that their reality is that different, even for everyday actions like that. As a dickcel it makes you feel like you are not even the same species as them. It is that type of feeling. Having a penis so big that I could have a problem like that would be a dream for me. @LastGerman @MoroccanFarmer
moggers gonna brag
What the hell?! Now this, THIS RIGHT THERE, is humble bragging.
some people really dont know how good they have it
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Probably just larp
The post is a larp. My dick is in the 98th percentile and I’ve never experienced these problems. No one stares at my crotch area.
Furthmore, you will not have a bulge if you wear boxer briefs (because they compress everything) or jeans. If having a bulge was an actual problem he would wear one of those.
The last part is even more ridiculous. Testicle pain has nothing to do with penis size. It’s a sign there’s something seriously wrong with your balls
Reddit has lost all authenticity. There are tons of bots creating threads and larpers. Larpers fall into three categories
1. lying for personal amusement
2. Lying to farm karma(you can actually make money from this)
3. Lying because of a fetish or fantasy they have
This post falls into the third and maybe the first category
1. lying for personal amusement
2. Lying to farm karma(you can actually make money from this)
3. Lying because of a fetish or fantasy they have
This post falls into the third and maybe the first category
suffering from success
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Would you rather be a low functioning autist in London or 5’5 in Sweden
“Excuse me sir, my steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery!” Ahh complaint lol
Atp this is just to farm more upvotes at this point really
This post has to be bait jfl
I thought this thread would be venting about a specific user here, with those traits. Maybe that's his soyddit post jfl, if you know you know...
If I had a huge dick, I'd probably try and become a pornstar, your face doesn't even matter in straight porn as long as you have a huge dick.
You need more than a big dick for porn
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Cope
I am not going to "assume" that he is braggoing. He is bragging. It is a blessing. The way he even talks about it just shows that it is a blessing. You hear nobody talking like this who has a small penis. This just shows that it only goes in one direction. Bigger is better. Having a big penis is a blessing.
If this is such a bruden to him, I would gladly get his penis size. If I had that I would finally be able to be happy. I would finally be able to experience pleasure and joy.
And more bragging. Imagine not even really having a bulge. That is emasculating and humiliating.
AN#nother one who brags about having a big penis:
It is either a blessing or a curse. It is not a curse. It is a blessing. They are just bragging about it.
That is absolutely devastating.
Big penis users here should know that many men with small penises accidentally pee on the toilet seat, or through the underside of the toilet seat and out onto the floor all the time because of their size. I would say that one of these "problems" is clearly worse than the other. @@LastGerman
Indeed. This happens to me. This is the actual problem here, to piss on the toilet seat. I also accidentally pissed on the floor like you said. I am not even able to take a piss. So, basically when I have to take a shit but I also have to piss as well, it is better just to take a shit and hold on to piss and afterwards to stand up and piss. But even standing up and pissing does not help. The piss is going to get all over the place.
Indeed.
Indeed. Even on here they are not able to help themselves and they just have to brag about it:
And here we go again.
@TooSomething @deleted dude @St3v3Cel @MoroccanFarmer
Look at that @St3v3Cel
This is the "attitude" that I have been talking about.
Something like this?:
No, you do not.
This post makes me want to jump in front of traffic
I have exactly this problem and I always have to push my penis down when peeing or else I will make a mess.
It is worse when I have an errect penis after waking up.
Then I have to wait until the erection goes away because otherwise I can't pee without making a mess, even if I try pushing it down.
Brutal. And same. This is also a problem for me, and I have read about it being a problem for many men with small penises. If only we did not have this curse. Nothing better to remind you of your inadequacy than something like this, which can happen every day.
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He can cut his dick off if he finds it annoying and give it to one of us for research purposes
I often enough piss it wide as well because of my small penis size. These faggots need to be beheaded
Nah, this is clearly ragebait. It gave me a good laugh, that's for sure.
You really don't, men don't care about what the guy looks like in porn
I have been doing the exact same thing. This is absolutely devastating. I am basically always reminded of it.
I have also seen other talkimng about it or making fun of it. There is also this one clip from LowTierGod where he talks about piss bottles and then someone in the chat said this:
View: https://youtu.be/g1QU622Pgmw?t=102
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The dickpill truly is inescapable in every facet of life.
Someone should have killed that faggot years ago
I remember him making fun of viscant as well, a nice incel fella helping people out with drug issues. Meanwhile, LTG makes fun of handicapped people (actually gets beaten by a sf player only using his mouth), and he gets pussy. i would like to shoot through his filthy black negro skull in gta
Honestly, I think this guy in the video deserves it for being such an asshole.
Normally I would not make fun of such a thing but in his case, I am willing to make an exception.
LTg is a known asshole tho so fuck that inferior nigger cunt. i hope he messes with the wrong fella and gets a bullet through his nigger head
Tales from basement. Bonus for adding Tyrone
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