It's Over Im 27 and wanna beardmaxx but i cant even grow a fcking beard yet

[Witchy_hyena]

Wish i could grow a beard to hide my shitty sub5 face but nooo i can only grow a moustache and goatee which will make foids and normies see me as even more creepy
Im fucking 27 .o.0 did i drink too much soymilk or wat

 

[Deleted member 21514]

Over for u if ur 27 and u have no beard ngl

 

[HowCanSheSlap]

Over for nobeardcels. On thing I'm actually proud about my face is I can grow a beard, otherwise I'd look 12 but can look early 20s otherwise.

 

[ihaveno1]

i cant even grow a goatee

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

You’re 27

 

[Witchy_hyena]

Over for u if ur 27 and u have no beard ngl

Very over very fking lesbian

Over for nobeardcels. On thing I'm actually proud about my face is I can grow a beard, otherwise I'd look 12 but can look early 20s otherwise.

I look like a 12yr old boy and the wicked witch of the west at the same time

i cant even grow a goatee

How old are you?

 

[crestfallencel]

Over for beardcels, I accidentally shaved mine off two weeks ago and it is already back to full strength

 

[Personalityinkwell]

You're 27 bro, it's over. no beard for your inceldom

 

[Deleted member 23712]

Over for u if ur 27 and u have no beard ngl

Even I can grow one as a ricecel

 

[Witchy_hyena]

Over for beardcels, I accidentally shaved mine off two weeks ago and it is already back to full strength

Lucky you

 

[Renegade]

wear a beard piece

 

[Witchy_hyena]

You're 27 bro, it's over. no beard for your inceldom

Egh i feel like ik not even a fcking man . cant even grow a fcking beard

Even I can grow one as a ricecel

Omg wheres the rope and chair

 

[muharremabi]

Mouth breathing causes nobeard

 

[Witchy_hyena]

wear a beard piece

Yea sure xD like satan clause

Mouth breathing causes nobeard

I gotta admit im a mouthbreather cause fucked sinuses when i was a kid

 

[Personalityinkwell]

Egh i feel like ik not even a fcking man . cant even grow a fcking beard

Beards are gross. I like being clean shaven.

 

[Witchy_hyena]

Beards are gross. I like being clean shaven.

Same but atleast a beard could help me so ppl cant see my fucked jawline and overall facial structure. Im tired of being shunned and ew hes creepy .i just wanna hide like a hermit to just not experience dat shit anymore

 

[Deleted member 19971]

Here, take my beard.

 

[Witchy_hyena]

Here, take my beard.

Yhass gimme dat testosteronez

 

[stupid dream]

Here, take my beard.

it is the jewish pride my friend

 

[Witchy_hyena]

it is the jewish pride my friend

Jewish ? Gimme ur braids also

 

[nazianime]

No point in growing a beard. You will just get it dirty and it will become itchy. Also you have to trim it to keep it from over growing. Unless you want to muslimaxx.

 

[Witchy_hyena]

No point in growing a beard. You will just get it dirty and it will become itchy.

Then i can be da itchy hyena

Then i can be da itchy hyena

Sorry lol im drunk

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

No point in growing a beard. You will just get it dirty and it will become itchy. Also you have to trim it to keep it from over growing. Unless you want to muslimaxx.

Untrue. If you actually clean and wash your beard it will not be itchy

 

[zangano1]

Im 2 weeks in, it's not that bad but it doesnt grow much on the right side, the left is good enough

 

[Deleted member 21908]

im sand so growing one will just make me look more ethnic and terrorist vibes but good luck and idk if you want to try products that "boost testosterone levels for beard growth" most seem like scams

 

[Witchy_hyena]

Im 2 weeks in, it's not that bad but it doesnt grow much on the right side, the left is good enough

Just trim it till its even then

 

[zangano1]

Just trim it till its even then

That wouldnt work, the beard is long enough on both sides, but I have a big empty spot on the right. Ill just let it grow to see what happens

 

[Witchy_hyena]

That wouldnt work, the beard is long enough on both sides, but I have a big empty spot on the right. Ill just let it grow to see what happens

Yeh man very rasputin yhes? Very occultz
Very interesting verry russian fucking the czar sorry lol.just like ur profilepic xD

Yeh man very rasputin yhes? Very occultz
Very interesting verry russian fucking the czar sorry lol.just like ur profilepic xD

Ull be fine atleast u can grow a beard

 

[LostInTheStatic]

Beardcels on suicide watch

TFW beardcel

 

[Ghost]

Wish i could grow a beard to hide my shitty sub5 face but nooo i can only grow a moustache and goatee which will make foids and normies see me as even more creepy
Im fucking 27 .o.0 did i drink too much soymilk or wat

Lol beards actually make dudes look uglier most of the time. If I was to kill my vanity to deliberately make myself look uglier than I already am, I'd shave my head and grow a scruffy beard and I'd look like a hobo.

I'd be a 3/10 instead of a 4/10

 

[Witchy_hyena]

Lol beards actually make dudes look uglier most of the time. If I was to kill my vanity to deliberately make myself look uglier than I already am, I'd shave my head and grow a scruffy beard and I'd look like a hobo.

I'd be a 3/10 instead of a 4/10

Good point ngl . cant cope with if i had a beard ppl would like me better

 

[zangano1]

Yeh man very rasputin yhes? Very occultz
Very interesting verry russian fucking the czar sorry lol.just like ur profilepic xD

I wish i had a beard like rasputin. I would homelessmax

 

[Witchy_hyena]

I wish i had a beard like rasputin. I would homelessmax

Same tbh

 

[Deleted member 21760]

Beard is good for hiding a subhuman lower third. But most incels are too low T to grow a decent beard.

 

[lightskin2thousand0]

Wish i could grow a beard to hide my shitty sub5 face but nooo i can only grow a moustache and goatee which will make foids and normies see me as even more creepy
Im fucking 27 .o.0 did i drink too much soymilk or wat

do you happen to be asian or a hispanic?

 

[Purveyoroftruth]

Wish i could grow a beard to hide my shitty sub5 face but nooo i can only grow a moustache and goatee which will make foids and normies see me as even more creepy
Im fucking 27 .o.0 did i drink too much soymilk or wat

I look like a wretched homeless man if I attempt to grow a beard.

 

[Napoleon de Queso]

With goatee they atleast stopped misgendering me

 

[Witchy_hyena]

do you happen to be asian or a hispanic?

Im white

 

[Stunted]

just go to a barber and pick up the bits of hair lying on the floor then tick it on your chin theory

 

[Numb]

Aren't there fake beard and hair add ons with skin adhesive

 

[Deleted member 301]

I went 2 and a half years without shaving, only cut it off last October as my mum was coming over for a visit and I didn't want her seeing me just that shabby tbh. She'd sent me a beard trimming kit 2 years previously and I still hadn't opened it until the I shaved it 2 years later lol.

When I had my beard (my hair is still past shoulder length now after nearly 3 years without cutting) as well as shabby clothes and awful hygiene from being a homelesscel, I legit looked exactly like this guy: