Mortis
The Senator of Suffering & Minister of Misery
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Even if God came down from the heavens and granted me a girlfriend (the only way this scenario could ever happen), I'd still be unable to ascend with her for 2 reasons.
1. The average foid has a black hole between her legs, a Boa contrictor could slither in her vagina without her ever noticing
2. I have a 4 inch pico penis, even the most tight foid would expierence having sex with me as a gust of wind hitting her vagina.
If you are sub 6 inches you basically lose all of your masculinity. Even if I have sex with a foid it wouldn't be ascension. She could just use her fingers at that point and it'd be more satisfying. "Just use your fingers/mouth bro!!!!!!!! " at that point you're just a glorified foid. Just dont engage in vaginally penetrative sex theory, goodness gracious it's so fucking over.
I will never be able to make a foid moan.
I will never hear her say "not too deep anon"
I will never hear her say "be careful" as she smiles at me
I will never see her go wild with pleasure as I thrust into her.
I will never see her take a hold of the bed sheet covers, gripping them tightly because of the pleasure I deliver her.
1. The average foid has a black hole between her legs, a Boa contrictor could slither in her vagina without her ever noticing
2. I have a 4 inch pico penis, even the most tight foid would expierence having sex with me as a gust of wind hitting her vagina.
If you are sub 6 inches you basically lose all of your masculinity. Even if I have sex with a foid it wouldn't be ascension. She could just use her fingers at that point and it'd be more satisfying. "Just use your fingers/mouth bro!!!!!!!! " at that point you're just a glorified foid. Just dont engage in vaginally penetrative sex theory, goodness gracious it's so fucking over.
I will never be able to make a foid moan.
I will never hear her say "not too deep anon"
I will never hear her say "be careful" as she smiles at me
I will never see her go wild with pleasure as I thrust into her.
I will never see her take a hold of the bed sheet covers, gripping them tightly because of the pleasure I deliver her.
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