I’ll never have an ex girlfriend

[Clavicus Vile]

I want a girl to get with me, then break up afterwards so we could have bitter ex hate sex. When we look at each other we hate each other but still can’t leave each other alone. Finding any reason to bicker and argue, taking jabs at each other. Numbers were supposed to be blocked but neither of us did it despite wanting to. All that repressed sexual frustration. But Chad only though!

Only break up I’ve ever had was leaving my left hand for my right.

 

[autisticsoy]

Like the movies?

 

[Ricecel Sungnodius]

The fact that I never had an ex is brutal as fuck.

 

[Caichan]

Like the movies?

Yeah like the movies

 

[FuckYou]

You know you’re down bad if you get jealous of normies when they talk about having ex girlfriends.

 

[nakolas]

The fact that I never had an ex is brutal as fuck.

 

[DeliriousMerchant]

I sold your soul for a daedric fleshlight.

 

[VanGobbel]

noexgirlfriendcels.is

 

[das]

Only break up I’ve ever had was leaving my left hand for my right.

 

[LeFrenchCel]

No girl will ever have you as her ex-boyfriend

 

[8CbZA-kHFu6pFgE*]

No girl will ever have you as her ex-boyfriend

you will never be a girls wet dream

 

[Pancakecel]

 

[sk.feelsdevil]

Only break up I’ve ever had was leaving my left hand for my right.

So relatable, no homo

 

[LeFrenchCel]

you will never be a girls wet dream

 

[itstoolate]

Think how brutal growing old will be without ex's. When you get old, they're basically your dating options. A lot of guys get back with old girlfriends from their younger days. Obviously you're not attracted to old women, and they're not attracted to you. So nostalgia is your only option. Getting with an ex and enjoying the shared memories you have together.

We will age and die alone.

 

[8CbZA-kHFu6pFgE*]

Think how brutal growing old will be without ex's. When you get old, they're basically your dating options. A lot of guys get back with old girlfriends from their younger days. Obviously you're not attracted to old women, and they're not attracted to you. So nostalgia is your only option. Getting with an ex and enjoying the shared memories you have together.

We will age and die alone.

I wouldnt mind a nice milf, but they are just as Chad only