I’ll never have a bitter toxic ex-girlfriend that wants to take me back

[Clavicus Vile]

I’ll never have the frequent arguments that lead to hate sex, the obsessive stalker behavior, no girl will ever be jealous that I’m talking to other girls because I can’t talk to ANY girls at ALL. I’ll never be able to break up and get back together over and over again with a girl.

No girl will ever stalk my posts on social media and leave passive aggressive jealous comments or post subliminals about me on her story.

No girl would ever kill herself over me . Or want to rape me or break into my house and sneak into my bed naked. I will NEVER have a white Stacy ex-girlfriend who can’t get over me. Chad only

 

[andrej]

maybe in anothER life

 

[DoomThreeKoala]

It's over for you bro.

Interesting there are so many people who believe in JBB. Ofc you know it doesn't work. Only Tyrone gets that treatment.

 

[Clavicus Vile]

maybe in anothER life

I want to be reborn so badly.

 

[MarkCorrigan]

No girl will ever carve my name into her arm