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I’ll never get to hold a girl’s butt

Clavicus Vile

Clavicus Vile

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It’s probably so damn soft and squishy, man I swear when I was in school. Sometimes I would see these girls and their perfect bodies and just get so fucking hard. I wanted to risk it all man, sit in a jail cell for a bit over dry humping some ass. Wouldn’t be able to stop humping her, it would probably take 5 guys to get me off of her once I started. Then I’d bust in my fucking pants against her ass, she’d feel it too.
 
I'm over butts tbh. Licking a poop hole is dystopian.
 
I am tired of all these "you will never touch a girl's butt", "you will never touch tits", "you will never have that" threads. Yes nigga you can touch a foid's butt. You just need to wageslave and save some shekels then escortmaxx. Get paid then get laid. Stop LDARing :feelsLightsaber:
 
I am tired of all these "you will never touch a girl's butt", "you will never touch tits", "you will never have that" threads. Yes nigga you can touch a foid's butt. You just need to wageslave and save some shekels then escortmaxx. Get paid then get laid. Stop LDARing :feelsLightsaber:
The legal risks and the getting robbed risks and getting a shitty escort overall is too high for alo of people that escortmaxx. Getting caught means 6 months jail time 1st offense
 
It’s probably so damn soft and squishy, man I swear when I was in school. Sometimes I would see these girls and their perfect bodies and just get so fucking hard. I wanted to risk it all man, sit in a jail cell for a bit over dry humping some ass. Wouldn’t be able to stop humping her, it would probably take 5 guys to get me off of her once I started. Then I’d bust in my fucking pants against her ass, she’d feel it too.
I gropemaxxed a foid when I was in middle school and I remember it being soft and feeling good, and then next thing I know she punched me square in the face and I cried. Never again ill gropemax
 
The legal risks and the getting robbed risks and getting a shitty escort overall is too high for alot of people that escortmaxx. Getting caught means 6 months jail time 1st offense
You bring up a few valid concerns but all of them can be minimized. When you say getting caught you are assuming that escortmaxxing is forbidden everywhere. That may be the case where you live, but some of us live within walking distance of legal brothels. Also you can just travel to somewhere where it's legal and escortmaxx there. Don't tell me it's too expensive because you literally blew 4k on a rubber doll. That 6k could have got you a two week trip to a country of your choosing and you would have returned home with a sore dick and a body count of 19 :feelskek:

As for everything else, just wear a condom and only see well reviewed trusted escorts. That will alleviate 99% of your worries :feelsokman:
 

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