I'll be a wizard this month, is there a hotline I can call?

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Should I be worried? I'll be a 30-year-old virgin in a few days. Showering, therapy, and going to the gym didn't cut it for me.

 

[ControlledInsanity]

Your casting ability will be half way leveled.

 

[Garbage Life]

Just let it happen

 

[Shower_Taker]

Hope you’re not serious about hotlines. I’ve called a couple in my lifetime and they were the most patronizing, condescending, dehumanizing experiences.

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

I'm being facetious. I know my genes are subhuman, and that foids are repulsed by me.