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>he fell for the nofap meme
>he fell for the coldshower meme
>he fell for the GOMAD meme
>he fell for the the Starting Strength meme
>he fell for the nopillow meme
>he fell for the PUA meme
 
Cold shower is a great cope though. It will not change your appearance but it will calm you down.
 
I've been taking cold showers for a year now, I don't think they do anything for me, I think i'm just masochistic or something.
Also nofap is retarded but noporn is legit, it won't get you laid, but porn is pretty much cuckoldry.
 
I've been taking cold showers for a year now, I don't think they do anything for me, I think i'm just masochistic or something.
Also nofap is retarded but noporn is legit, it won't get you laid, but porn is pretty much cuckoldry.

I am sexually dysfunctional and don't have my own house so it doesn't sit right with me that nofap doesn't work because I can't fap anyway
 
nofap is legit, cold showers are legit, GOMAD is extremely legit if you're a framecel lanklet as long as you use it right

will they help with inceldom? no, but don't bash them on their merits. why do incels think all of these things are designed to help you escape inceldom or some shit? you do them only for yourself.

although, yeah, PUA is utter bullshit.
 
Cold shower is a great cope though. It will not change your appearance but it will calm you down.

So you should not do it before going to an ER expedition.
 
I am sexually dysfunctional and don't have my own house so it doesn't sit right with me that nofap doesn't work because I can't fap anyway
Dang, are you overweight or anything? Or do you just think it's psychological?
 
Dang, are you overweight or anything? Or do you just think it's psychological?

I'm not overweight and it's not psychological... maybe it is

Why would being overweight cause sexual dysfunction?
 
nopillow is legit tbh
 
NoFap is legit, I am on my 8th day and I feel great.
 
Everything except face height and location is a giant cope.
 
Standshitting is legit, thank god it's not mentioned here @chudur-budur i remember you telling me the origins of standshitting
 
I'm not overweight and it's not psychological... maybe it is

Why would being overweight cause sexual dysfunction?
Dunno, I think I heard that somewhere, I mean, I guess you've probably looked into ED more than me, considering i'm lucky enough to not suffer from it [yet...]
Anyway, do you have any ideas about what caused it? Not that i'm a doctor or could diagnose you or anything.
 
Cold showers are legit the most retarded thing I've heard in my entire life. I'm sure your body loves the temperature shock it gets.
 
Any exaggerated obsession with "willpower" or "toughening up" is abnormal and a sign of clinical depression / dysthymia.

Depressed people have to constantly beat themselves up and work themselves up to do things that are effortless or nearly effortless to healthy brains.

If you think cold showers will turn your life around, you should rather see a psychiatrist asap and ask for meds, speaking from experience.
 
I'm doing nofap and nopillow. Nofap because of religious reasons and nopillow because I need a new pillow sheet but I don't want to replace it either ATM so I just sleep on a mattress. I don't even have a bed.
 
I'm trying 'no shower' instead
 
The fact that nofap doesn't get you pussy does not mean that it is a meme.
The fact that cold showers don't get you pussy does not mean that they are a meme.
The fact that GOMAD doesn't get you pussy does not mean that it is a meme.
The fact that starting strength doesn't get you pussy does not mean that it is a meme.
The fact that nopillow doesn't get you pussy does not mean that it is a meme.





























PUA is a fucking meme though
 
Half of those are or can be very legit

OP = retard
 
What’s gomad?
 
break ur skull faggot
 
can you explain why these are legit?

Cold showers are pretty weird, they have helped me to get really pumped up in the morning but they also relax you and make you sleep better. You feel extremely warm after taking one too

NoFap is pretty much the same thing, gave me muuuuuuuuuchhhhhhhhhh more motivation in life, gave me muuuuuuuchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh more energy (literally meth-head levels of energy, i couldn't even sleep at night ffs)
and it also lowered my inhibition quite drastically, it literally went from like 9999999999999999 to about 50-100 at the very last days of my streak...also my eye area improved because my dark circles weren't as prominent anymore and my eyes seemed more "lifelike." also i had insane strength gains, almost like i took steroids or something, but that's just because of the significant energy boost. that's about it really, it's only a benefit for yourself if you feel like a depressed piece of shit all the time, with no motivation/energy.

it will NOT get you girls or whatever other deluded shit those fuckers on that subreddit spout. you should only do it if you really need energy like for a job or for school or something, you will wake up a lot easier in the morning and feel a little happier and more full of life, that's about it. obviously, this is useless to people who NEET or rot in their bedroom all day
 
Standshitting is legit, thank god it's not mentioned here @chudur-budur i remember you telling me the origins of standshitting

Yup that post was a major hit on /r/incels superkek.
 
i've fallen for none of these shitty memes
 
I've been taking cold showers for a year now, I don't think they do anything for me, I think i'm just masochistic or something.
Also nofap is retarded but noporn is legit, it won't get you laid, but porn is pretty much cuckoldry.

true
 

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