If you're somali, it never began

[Deleted member 14866]

>massive forehead
>buckteeth
>ectomorph
>no bbc
>balding by 20
>home country is a low iq shithole
If you tell a girl you're somali, their pussy immediately shrivels up. We have it worse than currys and chinks

@Gaban1 @SOMCEL any other somalicels here?

 

[Six]

At least you can go ER without having to worry about being arrested.

 

[Zaetheus]

If your Somali it never began

 

[Red Shambhala]

The Somali from that pirate movie who turned into the "look at me"-meme ... how close is he in looks to the average Somali? At least this guy is what I think of when I hear "Somali" - by contrast, when I hear "Congo" I think of a pitch-black man with a BBC, tall, muscular, would mog Tyrone and then stab him to death type.
But ... yeah, these are just all kinds of stereotypes, of course.

 

[Evil Genius]

Some somali girls are alright you know.

The males all look like aliens though.

 

[CopeWithTheRope]

just piratemaxx tbh. volcel until you do.

 

[tehgymcel420]

>home country is a low iq shithole

Almost all ethnic countries are.

 

[Deleted member 14866]

The Somali from that pirate movie who turned into the "look at me"-meme ... how close is he in looks to the average Somali? At least this guy is what I think of when I hear "Somali" - by contrast, when I hear "Congo" I think of a pitch-black man with a BBC, tall, muscular, would mog Tyrone and then stab him to death type.
But ... yeah, these are just all kinds of stereotypes, of course.

that guy is ugly even by our standars, but he's still pretty close
the average somali look like this

also, congolese niggas are manlets

 

[randomloli]

True, it never began for somalis. They're pretty much universally disliked from what I've gathered. Maybe only indian men have it as bad.

 

[Deleted member 14866]

just piratemaxx tbh. volcel until you do.

pirates have been irrelevant for almost a decade, they have gunships and mercs all over the indian ocean so they can dump more shit in our waters

Almost all ethnic countries are.

but we're the absolute worst

 

[rudolfhess]

It's over for Ethiopians too but at least Ethiopian food is good and Oriental Orthodoxy is more tolerable than Islam

 

[tehgymcel420]

Oriental Orthodoxy is more tolerable than Islam

I hate both tbh.

 

[CopeWithTheRope]

pirates have been irrelevant for almost a decade, they have gunships and mercs all over the indian ocean so they can dump more shit in our waters

but we're the absolute worst

how would one become a pirate? is it the neighborhood you grow up in? internet? family ties? curious tbh

 

[Deleted member 14866]

how would one become a pirate? is it the neighborhood you grow up in? internet? family ties? curious tbh

family ties and connections

 

[tehgymcel420]

family ties and connections

Being a pirate sounds like fun, have you ever considered it?

 

[Red Shambhala]

pirates have been irrelevant for almost a decade, they have gunships and mercs all over the indian ocean so they can dump more shit in our waters

That's kinda sad to hear.
Not because I'd romanticize actual piracy, but because the decrease of piracy and terrorism and the like has not happened because the world has become a better place ... quite the opposite. It just happened because the ruling class is more and more efficient in destroying every kind of resistance, whether lawful and moral or not. Gunships and mercs everywhere - or a militarized policy here.
It's like with Islamic terrorism ... not that I have any sympathy with it, but the fact that all the larger groups have been defeated and their territories "pacified" ... well, they're not pacified because of peace and prosperity but because of Uncle Sam's unstoppable mercenary force just keeping everyone down and no one seems to be strong enough to fight off America's shackles.

 

[Mickeyonacid]

how would one become a pirate? is it the neighborhood you grow up in? internet? family ties? curious tbh

You get on a boat, shout ARRRRRR MATEY and bam there you go

 

[Anger]

It´s over for niggercels

 

[Gaban1]

im not Somali what are you talking about?

 

[platypus]

pirates have been irrelevant for almost a decade, they have gunships and mercs all over the indian ocean so they can dump more shit in our waters

but we're the absolute worst

JFL when you think that the end result of somali piracy was to create jobs for Mercenary Chads.

 

[Aureum]

Somali people are either very good looking or extremely hideous, that's just the way it is for most ethnic looking people there's no inbetween.

 

[randomloli]

Somali people are either very good looking or extremely hideous, that's just the way it is for most ethnic looking people there's no inbetween.

I've never seen a good looking somali, they must be rare af.

 

[EthnicelNL]

Just dont be Somali theory.

 

[Rice Cel]

just piratemaxx tbh. volcel until you do.

 

[Deleted member 10314]

Too ethnic to be black and too black to be considered intelligent.

 

[Animas]

just go for abos?

that guy is ugly even by our standars, but he's still pretty close
the average somali look like this
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also, congolese niggas are manlets

at least when they bald they look fine

 

[Aureum]

I've never seen a good looking somali, they must be rare af.

Yeah they are, when you look at them facially but most of them tend to be extremely tall aswell making up for their fucked up faces.

 

[Life Wasted]

Somali's are lower than curries imo. Their heads look like light bulbs but maybe try running BBC game.

 

[Luxity]

@SOMCEL

 

[Deleted member 14866]

im not Somali what are you talking about?

you think I don't recognise that name boyo?

 

[PectusManletScarCel]

just piratemaxx tbh. volcel until you do.

Maybe I can meet you when I go to somolia
to piratemaxx

Being a pirate sounds like fun, have you ever considered it?

I am on my way to live it

 

[PectusManletScarCel]

Body types are bullshit. CICO.

What if your body type is D E F O R M E D

 

[PectusManletScarCel]

That is not a T Y P E

 

[RageAgainstTDL]

Somalians are the originators of the wondrous lightbulb head shape:

 

[PectusManletScarCel]

They have high IQ hiding inside there

Somalians are the originators of the wondrous lightbulb head shape:

 

[Lord Byron]

It's over for Ethiopians too but at least Ethiopian food is good and Oriental Orthodoxy is more tolerable than Islam

I didn’t think Ethiopians had any food?

At least you can go ER without having to worry about being arrested.

True, it never began for somalis. They're pretty much universally disliked from what I've gathered. Maybe only indian men have it as bad.

Come to think of it, I’m hard pressed to come up with a less desirable nationality.

 

[Spite]

somalis and curries are automatically truecels

 

[rudolfhess]

I didn’t think Ethiopians had any food?



Come to think of it, I’m hard pressed to come up with a less desirable nationality.

That's the funny thing is the joke is they're all starving, but their cuisine is actually great imo and you'll like it if you like Indian food.

 

[AlwaysLawRoute]

Just go to Europe and ask for gibsmedat,besides if you rape a blonde girl nothing will happen to you since you will ironically have groups of leftists defending you everyday.

 

[Lord Byron]

That's the funny thing is the joke is they're all starving, but their cuisine is actually great imo and you'll like it if you like Indian food.

A new profile pic?

I shall be certain to try it.

 

[Blacktarpill]

At least you can go ER without having to worry about being arrested.

Life fuel

 

[rudolfhess]

A new profile pic?

I shall be certain to try it.

Had the same one since I joined so thought it was time for a change

 

[IncelSuperSaiyan]

>massive forehead
>buckteeth
>ectomorph
>no bbc
>balding by 20
>home country is a low iq shithole
If you tell a girl you're somali, their pussy immediately shrivels up. We have it worse than currys and chinks

@Gaban1 @SOMCEL any other somalicels here?

How do you know no BBC? Where's the evidence to back that up that outrageous assumption, player?

 

[masterwizard]

Just go to Europe and ask for gibsmedat,besides if you rape a blonde girl nothing will happen to you since you will ironically have groups of leftists defending you everyday.

The best gangrapists on the planet are Somali's and Afghans. I think Afghans are higher tier, but only because Somali's haven't flooded into European countries in huge numbers yet.

 

[Hunter]

kope. curries are truly the bottom of the pecking order. abos arent even playing the same game.

 

[Darth Incel]

>massive forehead
>buckteeth
>ectomorph
>no bbc
>balding by 20
>home country is a low iq shithole
If you tell a girl you're somali, their pussy immediately shrivels up. We have it worse than currys and chinks

@Gaban1 @SOMCEL any other somalicels here?

Im Curry. I didnt know it was like that for you. My heart goes out you.

 

[incel-american]

This thread is too painful for me to read as a somcel.

 

[Blacktarpill]

Atleast you have pirates.

 

[SLAVICMorPheus]

Almost all ethnic countries are.

Not really. Ricelands are doing very well.
Curryland like India and Lanka are high iq shit holes. But shitholes none the less.

 

[Deleted member 14866]

How do you know no BBC? Where's the evidence to back that up that outrageous assumption, player?

Horn of Africans don’t have BBCs. Ethiopia’s average is like 5 inches