JFL If you're not penismaxxxing in 2018

[janoycresva]

Penismaxxxing is the act of shoving a bunch of stuff into your latex pants and walking around using an inverted crab pose (make sure your pelvis is being forced out). The key is for foids to spot your big cock before your face. When they notice the funny pose you're in, they will laugh and say "haha what are you doing heheheh" while simultaneously thinking about your penis. There's your shot to make a witty comeback and pull some puss puss.

 

[AfrikanCel]

Jelqing is legit. I have gained 1-2 inches safely.

 

[Anonymous MG]

Sounds painful, and my dick is average... plus no foid would ever see my dick without me getting arrested.

 

[VisVoi]

Jelqing is legit. I have gained 1-2 inches safely.

Any side effects? What about girth?

 

[Evil Genius]

Jelqing is legit. I have gained 1-2 inches safely.

post pics then

You're probably black which means you can gain two inches of dick in your sleep kek

 

[janoycresva]

Jelqing is legit. I have gained 1-2 inches safely.

sounds dangerous srs, id rather penismaxxx the safe way

 

[AfrikanCel]

Any side effects? What about girth?

100% safe as long as you know your limits. Dm for indepth advice.

 

[Deleted member 3385]

when is a femoid ever going to see your dick

jelqing might get you length but it will just make it floppier hard,

http://www.herballove.com/case-studies/dangers-jelqing-exercises

Jelqing, like most penile stretches, overstretches the nerves and tissues in your penis. Think of your penis as a rubber band being overstretched to a point it just rips. Jelqing damages the tunica albuginea, spongy corpus cavernosa and corpus spongisosum of the penis, resulting in scar tissue to form over the tissue.

Once scar tissue takes hold, your erections start to weaken, mostly because you can no longer feel any sensation as you once did. Now, your once strong and vigorous erections resemble a tube sock flapping in the wind.

 

[JustinSane]

You can have a 10 inch dick with the appropriate girth, but what's the point if you're an incel? Foids would rather have a dicklet chad.

How about chinmaxxxing? Is there a device out there that I can strap on my chin and hook a 10 pound dumbbell to it for 10 minutes a day for 6-12 months?

 

[janoycresva]

You can have a 10 inch dick with the appropriate girth, but what's the point if you're an incel? Foids would rather have a dicklet chad.

How about chinmaxxxing? Is there a device out there that I can strap on my chin and hook a 10 pound dumbbell to it for 10 minutes a day for 6-12 months?

tren?

 

[AfrikanCel]

when is a femoid ever going to see your dick

jelqing might get you length but it will just make it floppier hard,

http://www.herballove.com/case-studies/dangers-jelqing-exercises

Jelqing, like most penile stretches, overstretches the nerves and tissues in your penis. Think of your penis as a rubber band being overstretched to a point it just rips. Jelqing damages the tunica albuginea, spongy corpus cavernosa and corpus spongisosum of the penis, resulting in scar tissue to form over the tissue.

Once scar tissue takes hold, your erections start to weaken, mostly because you can no longer feel any sensation as you once did. Now, your once strong and vigorous erections resemble a tube sock flapping in the wind.

1 inch gain over the course of several years is safe. As long as you are young. The body will adapt and you will be just as hard erect or at least hard enough to have sex.

 

[deadman123]

My dicklet is finally growing by 0.001 CM FUCK LIIIFE

 

[VisVoi]

when is a femoid ever going to see your dick

jelqing might get you length but it will just make it floppier hard,

http://www.herballove.com/case-studies/dangers-jelqing-exercises

Jelqing, like most penile stretches, overstretches the nerves and tissues in your penis. Think of your penis as a rubber band being overstretched to a point it just rips. Jelqing damages the tunica albuginea, spongy corpus cavernosa and corpus spongisosum of the penis, resulting in scar tissue to form over the tissue.

Once scar tissue takes hold, your erections start to weaken, mostly because you can no longer feel any sensation as you once did. Now, your once strong and vigorous erections resemble a tube sock flapping in the wind.

So just take viagra. Drugs and supplements are criminally underrated on this forum.