CIA nigger
sexless person. pronouns: nig/ger
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https://lookism.net/Thread-Slayer-lost-my-virginity-and-got-a-gf-my-goodbye-thread
thats literally all blonde haired surfer chad has to do to get a root is just approach a grile who is already eyefucking him like crazy. not only that but he got a LTR out of it. jfl at you losers thinking you have a chance. just remember this thread next time you go to gymcel
btw my apologies to any retardcels who did not heed the warning and are searching for their rope kit
i had my first kiss with a blonde 5ft6 blue eyed ofc girl, we exchanged IOI's before i approached her, thank god she went to my gym and i could start convo about something, she would stare at me at the gym all the time but i didnt do anything cuz she legit looked 12( she is 15 ), could pass for 11 without her top knot hair lmao. we talked alone, i was on xanax so i wasnt afraid to say shit and kept the convo going when it looked like it stopped, it was slow and boring as fuck so i just asked ' do you have a boyfriend?'
-'no'
'wanna kiss?'
and we kissed.
it was about 12 pm and we went to one of the rooms and i realized i forgot my condoms like a fucking idiot, i just said fuck it and started fucking her raw, but pulled out after 2 mins and told her to come to my place .
she came and we had sex, kissed, and hugged for 8 hours
i was so fucking happy, i didnt feel angry like i did before this , i spent yesterday with her and went on a date ate ice cream, kissed hugged etc, and we're in a LTR. i think i could easily slay, but whats the point, she mogs all of these other brown haired/black haired ugly sluts. she was a virgin btw.
thats literally all blonde haired surfer chad has to do to get a root is just approach a grile who is already eyefucking him like crazy. not only that but he got a LTR out of it. jfl at you losers thinking you have a chance. just remember this thread next time you go to gymcel
btw my apologies to any retardcels who did not heed the warning and are searching for their rope kit