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Serious if your life was a book, which ages would be what chapters?

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confusing title i know. ill show an example:

for me -

chapter 1: birth (from birth to a year)

chapter 2: genesis (from 1-5)

chapter 3: humble beginnings(5-9)

chapter 4: a bright future(9-11)

chapter 5: hard times(11-13)

chapter 6: calm before the storm(13)

chapter 7: downfall(14-16)(PMO destroyed these years)

chapter 8: nightmare(16)

chapter 9: awakening(17(when i learnt about the blackpill and NoFap; why my teen years sucked))

chapter 10: rebellion(current)
 
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exactly the same except for the awakening, which was around 19
 
1 Chapter (the END) : The end the book, story can't begin sorry there is nothing to see here. Fuck you and go kys now....:feelsrope:.
And that's pretty much my life book with 1 chapter : The End
 
chapter 1: birth (0-1)
chapter 2: baby (1-5)
chapter 3: childhood (5-10)
chapter 4: gets into anime and vns (10-13)
chapter 5: why isn’t my dick growing (13-17)
chapter 6: why am I still 5’4 (17–20)
chapter 7: it’s over (20-now)
 
chapter 1: birth (0-1)
chapter 2: baby (1-5)
chapter 3: childhood (5-13)
chapter 4: why isn’t my dick growing (13-17)
chapter 5: why am I still 5’4 (17–20)
chapter 6: it’s over (20-now)

kek'd
 
Chapter 1 - Birth of a Weeb

Chapter 2 - Hell in the West

Chapter 3 - The NoFap Chronicles

Chapter 4 - Gym Hell

Chapter 5 - Ticket to Paradise

Chapter 6 - Life With My Waifu (A preview of the sequel to the original book)
 
Chapter 1 - Birth of a Weeb

Chapter 2 - Hell in the West

Chapter 3 - The NoFap Chronicles

Chapter 4 - Gym Hell

Chapter 5 - Ticket to Paradise

Chapter 6 - Life With My Waifu (A preview of the sequel to the original book)
Can't wait for Chapter 7- The Waifu rescue from the Yakuza
 
Chapter One: The Production of Life
Human reproduction naturally takes place as internal fertilization by sexual intercourse. During this process, the male inserts his penis, which needs to be erect, into the female's vagina, and then either partner initiates rhythmic pelvic thrusts until the male ejaculates semen, which contains sperm, into the vaginal canal. This process is also known as "coitus", "mating", "having sex", or, euphemistically, "making love". The sperm and the ovum are known as gametes (each containing half the genetic information of the parent, created through meiosis). The sperm (being one of approximately 250 million sperm in a typical male ejaculation) travels through the vagina and cervix into the uterus or Fallopian tubes. Only 1 in 14 million of the ejaculated sperm will reach the Fallopian tube. The egg simultaneously moves through the Fallopian tube away from the ovary. One of the sperm encounters, penetrates and fertilizes the ovum, creating a zygote. Upon fertilization and implantation, gestation of the fetus then occurs within the female's uterus.
Pregnancy is the period of time during which the fetus develops, dividing via mitosis inside the female. During this time, the fetus receives all of its nutrition and oxygenated blood from the female, filtered through the placenta, which is attached to the fetus' abdomen via an umbilical cord. This drain of nutrients can be quite taxing on the female, who is required to ingest slightly higher levels of calories. In addition, certain vitamins and other nutrients are required in greater quantities than normal, often creating abnormal eating habits. Gestation period is about 266 days in humans. While in the uterus, the baby first endures a very brief zygote stage, then the embryonic stage, which is marked by the development of major organs and lasts for approximately eight weeks, then the fetal stage, which revolves around the development of bone cells while the fetus continues to grow in size.
Birth
Once the fetus is sufficiently developed, chemical signals begin the process of birth, which begins with the fetus being pushed out of the birthing canal. The newborn, which is called an infant in humans, should typically begin respiration on its own shortly after birth. Not long after, the placenta eventually falls off on its own. The person assisting the birth may also sever the umbilical cord.

Chapter Two: Epilogue
...
[it's over]
 
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Chapter 1: The birth of an abomination
Chapter 2: The golden age if childhood
Chapter 3: A new beginning
Chapter 4: The isolation arc
Chapter 5: Rebirth
Chapter 6: Enraged ethnicel
Chapter 7: A new beginning
Chapter 8: Falling into the bottomless pit
Chapter 9: In the depths of hell
Chapter 10: Ethnicel unleashed
 
The beginning.

Part 1: parasite's birth
1: the first half
2: the second half

Part 2: pressure
1: the physical
2: the mental

Part 3: Rebelion
1: Realization and sadness
2: hatred and anger
3: acceptance and sardonicism

Part 4: beyond the host
1: the idependence
2: the solace
3: the death

Conclusion.
 
Chapter 1 - Birth of a Weeb

Chapter 2 - Hell in the West

Chapter 3 - The NoFap Chronicles

Chapter 4 - Gym Hell

Chapter 5 - Ticket to Paradise

Chapter 6 - Life With My Waifu (A preview of the sequel to the original book)

You forgot chapter 7. Back to west and LDAR

:feelsokman:
 
My waifu would leave me if I brought her back with me to the west just to LDAR.

Lol It was meant as joke, an unhappy ending
. I've heard you say you would LDAR if things with your waifu didnt work out
 
Lol It was meant as joke, an unhappy ending
. I've heard you say you would LDAR if things with your waifu didnt work out

I've said that but I have a Thaifu as Plan B.

That's just Plan C.
 
So far its just chapter 1...... the bad years

Moneymaxed current

Chapter 2 future
Finally the good years
 
Chapter 1: The Birth (0-3)

Chapter 2: Fairy tale period (4-8)

Chapter 3: Glory Days(8-12)

Chapter 4: Falling Action(13-18)

Chapter 5: God is dead(19-21)

Chapter 6: Enlightenment(22)

Chapter 7: Fck this shit im out
 

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