Stupid thread. It's not that eyebrows are a make-or-break. It's the overall harmony of your face and how it works. Good eyebrows won't do jacks shit if you have a double chin or recessed jaw.
In order to truly be Chad, you need:
hunter eyes
angled eyebrows
canthal tilt
sharp jawline
chiseled cheekbones
That's what you fucking need. Your face is the sum of all parts, and having one feature good or bad doesn't do JACK FUCKING SHIT to save you.
Proof: I have pretty sexy eyes, I've been told this in honest reviews by various Stacies. I have sharp eyes with nice eyebrows. But I have a crooked nose, a double chin, chubby cheeks, bags under my eyes, forehead lines, and that's why I'm still a fucking ugly-ass virgin retard.