If your boner is not bigger then your phone, then it's ovER.

[Crustaciouse]

I have a Samsung j7 with a case on and my dick is bigger then the length of my phone, and I still feel like I have a small dick.
If my dick was smaller then my phone then I would be a 100% dicklet.

 

[42cel]

Samsung j7 is 6 inches long, just so everyone knows

 

[tehgymcel420]

Mine is bigger than my phone, but I'm still using an iphone 5s.

 

[Deleted member 3129]

mine is almost as wide and a few cm longer

 

[Jockcel]

Samsung j3 and my dick is 2cm smaller.

 

[KyloRen]

Be sure to subtract one inch to whatever a guy tells you his dick length is.

 

[torujo]

girth>length

 

[theultimate341]

I have a small dick, but it’s not like I’m gonna use it.

 

[UncannyValley]

What's the point? Only normies have to worry about penis size.

 

[_incelinside]

My cwk is longer then my galaxy note 4

 

[UncannyValley]

My cwk is longer then my galaxy note 4

My ck is wider than my Ipad

 

[iiiTeMpeR]

if your dick is under 6 inches its over

 

[UncannyValley]

I think you misspelt ipod shuffle

No, I misspelt samsung flatscreen TV

 

[Jockcel]

I have a small dick, but it’s not like I’m gonna use it.

Your dick is pretty big bro. It is definitely not one of your problems.

 

[Zielony4]

I have a small dick, but it’s not like I’m gonna use it.

 

[Mentalcelsuicel]

It’s over

 

[UncannyValley]

Lmao there's no such thing as a fully functional microscopic television.

Of course.

 

[Yoyo]

it's over for me

 

[demonanus]

I have a small dick, but it’s not like I’m gonna use it.

Kek

 

[towncel]

If you can't grab your dick with one hand on top of the other, it's over

 

[Deleted member 236]

Humblebrag fuck off.


TFW you have a small dick and no phone.

 

[Schizoidcel]

No phone but bigdickcel. Except it will never get any use except for my hand and fleshlight, I might as well be an eunuch.

 

[Recon9]

>TFW Iphone se

 

[bignuggies7]

I have a Samsung j7 with a case on and my dick is bigger then the length of my phone, and I still feel like I have a small dick.
If my dick was smaller then my phone then I would be a 100% dicklet.

whats with you retards and this dick size cope?

dick size is like personality: if it matters at all, it will only be a factor of the woman already considers you a potential suitor aka you have an attractive face

face > everything

 

[WorldRulerAisha]

I have a small dick, but it’s not like I’m gonna use it.

 

[Deleted member 250]

Mines is almost as big as my IPhone 6 plus

 

[ironcrusher38]

I have 22 cm, it mogs even most pure BBC from Africa's averages, but it doesn't matter.

 

[_incelinside]

I have 22 cm, it mogs even most pure BBC from Africa's averages, but it doesn't matter.

You can run omeagle cock game

 

[Machiavelli]

have a 6s in an otterbox defender case

penis a lil bit bigger than that thankfully

 

[Kong Rong]

It doesn't matter anyway you're still not getting laid if you're ugly and autistic.

 

[TheVman]

if your boner is smaller than your thumb its over