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if you won say 50 million dollars what would be the first thing you'd do??? And then how would u waste the rest of it
 
Invest, spent 3 million on building an incel haven, put another 10 million up to save, spend the rest wisely and build my credit, start buying houses and selling them, Go traveling, buy all the whores to my heart's content.
 
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Prostitutes, whores, escorts. After having fun, I'll use the rest to support my family.
 
Take a million and invest the rest in S&P500 and move to the Philippines.
 
Invest, spent 3 million on building an incel haven, put another 10 million up to save, spend the rest wisely and build my credit, start buying houses and selling them, Go traveling, buy all the whores to my heart's content.
 
Invest, spent 3 million on building an incel haven, put another 10 million up to save, spend the rest wisely and build my credit, start buying houses and selling them, Go traveling, buy all the whores to my heart's content.
The right answer
 
Invest, spent 3 million on building an incel haven, put another 10 million up to save, spend the rest wisely and build my credit, start buying houses and selling them, Go traveling, buy all the whores to my heart's content.
Tell me more about this incel haven
 
buy more vidya and degenerate animu shit like figurines and stuff.
never share with a whore or anything like that
 
Jaw surgery, nose surgery, limb lengthening surgery, escorts, beautiful mansion, lambo, travelling and support my family.
 
Jaw surgery, nose surgery, limb lengthening surgery, escorts, beautiful mansion, lambo, travelling and support my family.
The thing with Limb Lengthening is the recovery time seems absolutely fuckign Brootal. Wish there was another way to get taller like stem cells or some shit. They gotta figure this shit out like a pill that opens your growth plates or something FUCKKKK.
 
I will build incel monastery. Fill it with all kinds of copes. Beautiful artwork of the saints. Incel scriptures pulled from the wiki. A great library, Movie theater, bar, mess hall, a big garden with trees and sections, fields, obstacle course, shooting range, hydroponics farm, animal farms, fruit farms, go karts, a gym, olympic pool, anything we want. Every incel will have a private dorm or they can go to the communal areas. We can have a lecture hall where incels can prepare lectures and book a time and we can debate blackpill like the greeks used to. Just come prepared with your binder of evidence. We can wear cool uniforms like monks
 
I will build incel monastery. Fill it with all kinds of copes. Beautiful artwork of the saints. Incel scriptures pulled from the wiki. A great library, Movie theater, bar, mess hall, a big garden with trees and sections, fields, obstacle course, shooting range, hydroponics farm, animal farms, fruit farms, go karts, a gym, olympic pool, anything we want. Every incel will have a private dorm or they can go to the communal areas. We can have a lecture hall where incels can prepare lectures and book a time and we can debate blackpill like the greeks used to. Just come prepared with your binder of evidence. We can wear cool uniforms like monks
This is the only right answer
 
Living on a yacht and fucking thots till I drop
 
Vietnam/Philippines here I come! Then I would just live a lavish lifestyle there
 
if you won say 50 million dollars what would be the first thing you'd do??? And then how would u waste the rest of it
Well - they say live off 4% of your income, so I'd probably want about 500k per year, so I'd invest 12.5 million of it, keep 3 million as a rainy day fund. Assuming only 30 million after taxes. With the last 14.5 million, I'd give 2.5 to my mom, 1 to my dad. I'd conditionally give 200k per year to my sister as long as she was working and losing weight (so that's a 5 million fund paying 4% out a year). With the last 6 million set up another fund as a college scholarship for kids that score a couple standard deviations above whatever their high school SAT/ACT average is.
 
Use the money to fund a "special operation". (in video game)
 
I'd conditionally give 200k per year to my sister as long as she was working and losing weight (so that's a 5 million fund paying 4% out a year).
B53
 
I will build incel monastery. Fill it with all kinds of copes. Beautiful artwork of the saints. Incel scriptures pulled from the wiki. A great library, Movie theater, bar, mess hall, a big garden with trees and sections, fields, obstacle course, shooting range, hydroponics farm, animal farms, fruit farms, go karts, a gym, olympic pool, anything we want. Every incel will have a private dorm or they can go to the communal areas. We can have a lecture hall where incels can prepare lectures and book a time and we can debate blackpill like the greeks used to. Just come prepared with your binder of evidence. We can wear cool uniforms like monks
are there hookers
 
The thing with Limb Lengthening is the recovery time seems absolutely fuckign Brootal. Wish there was another way to get taller like stem cells or some shit. They gotta figure this shit out like a pill that opens your growth plates or something FUCKKKK.
Yes they should make some pills to open our fused growth plates again.
 
Get the highest kd.
 
I will pay many hot Instagram models to come to my palace which I bought recently and than booom put Petrol and burn them alive. Than buy a AR15 and end their entire families. Rape all of my crushes who rejected me. ( but in game). Just Kidding will burn my crushes alive with them (but in game) :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek: And kill their boyfriends as well. No beautiful people no worries. :reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::feelsLSD::feelsLSD::feelsLSD::feelsLSD::feelsLSD::feelsLSD::feelsLSD::feelsLSD::feelsLSD::feelsLSD::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::feelsdevil::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee:
 
start a porn website to fuck prime teens and sell the videos
 
Buy a cheap private island, build a nice comfy house, and LDAR along the shoreline. Would start investing, buy some stacy escorts, donate to charity
 
50 million is more than enough to make it for several generations (provided your offspring don't piss away your wealth)
 
if you won say 50 million dollars what would be the first thing you'd do??? And then how would u waste the rest of it
Take 25 million dollars to buy properties and rent them (passive incomes)

Hire a financial advisor to know where to invest 10 million (passives income)

Take the rest of 15 millions to live like a king and fuck big tits hookers everyday in Brazil, Dominican Republic, Slav countries , Norway
 
Invest and have fun
 
if you won say 50 million dollars what would be the first thing you'd do??? And then how would u waste the rest of it
I'd donate 49 million to different charities and use a million to retire.
 
I really wish rich white bastards from the West stayed away from my country. :feelsseriously:
You’re from Dominican Republic :feelskek:

Why you give a fuck though?
If you’re here that means “your women “ don’t want you.

When I get rich , i’ll be in this country a lot
Big tits light skin bitch:feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh:

And I’m no mayocel
 
You’re from Dominican Republic :feelskek:

Why you give a fuck though?
If you’re here that means “your women “ don’t want you.

When I get rich , i’ll be in this country a lot
Big tits light skin bitch:feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh:

And I’m no mayocel
I don't care about muh women. They are all muttbreed hoes.

I just hate for it to being just another retirement resort for rich boomers flooding the place gentrifying everything and keeping it away the native people who actually live there. Go to Florida for that.

Just want my country to be left alone from increasing Americanization. Having working Venezuelans in is better than having rich fucks from the West.
 
I don't care about muh women. They are all muttbreed hoes.

I just hate for it to being just another retirement resort for rich boomers flooding the place gentrifying everything and keeping it away the native people who actually live there. Go to Florida for that.

Just want my country to be left alone from increasing Americanization. Having working Venezuelans in is better than having rich fucks from the West.
the native people are also mutt breed hoes , no ?

So you care about them
 
the native people are also mutt breed hoes , no ?

So you care about them
As I said I don't care about the bitches.

I just care about being able to go there and be alone.
 
As I said I don't care about the bitches.

I just care about being able to go there and be alone.
In what way the white rich boomer keep you from doing that?

I’ve a small idea, like Americanization of the country passing cuck western law etc…,

Please do tell
 
Buy a mansion in Beverly Hills
Buy a BMW M8 Competition and Cadillac Escalade ESV
Get the surgeries and Botox I always wanted
Buy the most beautiful whores in the world
Invest in multiple projects for the fun of doing/building something since I’m no longer working
Etc…

Honestly it’s pretty hard to blow through 50 million in one lifetime and since I’m not having kids I won’t have to worry about preserving in my death bed.
 
Buy homes for family and I (total: 5 homes)

Buy a cheap laptop (something I can type with, using a phone and tablet rn)

Buy new clothes (just enough so I don’t look like someone’s dad anymore)

Buy some stocks and Crypto when market bottoms out in couple months.

Any gains from my stocks or crypto would be spent on an organization helping incels and truecels. A life of material, but without meaning is worthless and I can find some meaning in helping people like me.
 
Tbh, if I had that kind of money I would move back to my home country, buy some land and some livestock, hire a few people to build a house, and then live the rest of my life alone.
 
Take a million and invest the rest in S&P500 and move to the Philippines.
yes! etf´s and p2p credits. That´s the right way.

[UWSL]and than buy women with the profits and then beat them up[/UWSL]
 
first thing i would get an escort
then i would get a BMW
and then i would hire some hitmens to delete some ungrateful piece of shits in minecraft with rtx on.
 

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