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Theory If you woke up to be Chad, do you think you could you find a soulmate?

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Yes, you could have as much fornication as you want. But after all, even sex dolls have holes. But the new challenge is:

Could you find a soulmate in a foid? Someone who can match your brain, so it can go wander off into beautiful shared thoughts? A foid who could understand the pain of inceldom? A foid that truly understand political events and can discuss with you what steps should be taken next? Someone who isn't just a hole and you are around them only bc of it, even though her brain is that of a emotional 14yo? Someone who can intellectually inspire you? A foid that truly understands your fears and doesn't just use her holes to make ur chad body coom bc she has no understanding of said topics?
A foid that not only comforts you but also intellectually helps you achieving your goals?
 
No because she only loves you because you are physically attractive. If she really existed then she would've been your soul mate long before you ever "woke up a Chad".
 
soulmates don't exist
 
She'd need a soul first and foids don't have one. They're biological automatons, they act like real people but they're not sentient.
 
No because I'm socially retarded
 
No because she only loves you because you are physically attractive. If she really existed then she would've been your soul mate long before you ever "woke up a Chad".
 
may be, but my autism would definitely slow down my soulmate search
 
She'd need a soul first and foids don't have one. They're biological automatons, they act like real people but they're not sentient.
 
So you all lowkey admit that sex is really nice and maybe the meaning of life, but at the same time just a very nice cope when it comes to having a existential crisis? So you admit that sexhavers can have depression? And don't act like having children solves a existential crisis. Because of mutations, even your genetics will wander into oblivion sooner or later, and the culture you are trying to propagate onto your children will also change. Nothing of you will be left, and foids probably never had this thought either so theyre nothing but a nice distraction?
Even becoming Chad won't make it possible for me to find and love a human being that can understand me and my thoughts? And I would still be lonely, even with sex?

@Lebensmüder
 
Yes, you could have as much fornication as you want. But after all, even sex dolls have holes. But the new challenge is:

Could you find a soulmate in a foid? Someone who can match your brain, so it can go wander off into beautiful shared thoughts? A foid who could understand the pain of inceldom? A foid that truly understand political events and can discuss with you what steps should be taken next? Someone who isn't just a hole and you are around them only bc of it, even though her brain is that of a emotional 14yo? Someone who can intellectually inspire you? A foid that truly understands your fears and doesn't just use her holes to make ur chad body coom bc she has no understanding of said topics?
A foid that not only comforts you but also intellectually helps you achieving your goals?
Cringe as fuck. Every soul is unique. By definition soul mates are impossible.
 
Cringe as fuck. Every soul is unique. By definition soul mates are impossible.
i dont need a "match", i need someone to not be lonely. and tbh, i feel like a man serving his intellectual needs with a foid is like a foid fulfilling hers with a dog.
 
i dont need a "match", i need someone to not be lonely. and tbh, i feel like a man serving his intellectual needs with a foid is like a foid fulfilling hers with a dog.
There are tons of foids who are into literature and philosophy, I don't know where the problem is.

Math would obviously be harder but foids fucking love intellectual shit. Obviously she will be ugly tough.
 
Yes, you could have as much fornication as you want. But after all, even sex dolls have holes. But the new challenge is:

Could you find a soulmate in a foid? Someone who can match your brain, so it can go wander off into beautiful shared thoughts?
Thought I found one, was an autistic girl with the same interests (zoology/medicine/etc.), was rejected. Is worse when you get rejected by someone of your own "kind" than by a normie slut. Didn't pursue anything after.

Would need a girl with:
  1. average intelligence, not an intellectual or someone who constantly wants to fight over rabulistics or wants to debate
  2. following mantra: "Do it yourself or let it be done by somebody without complaining!"; am someone who hates people that constantly stand around and only complain while doing nothing, should know boundaries and leave me alone when I want it (will also do the same)
  3. shared interests like zoology/medicine/botany/filming/history, a love for movies or documentaries would be nice, she doesn't have to share them, but should be tolerant about them (no whining about spiders/snakes in the flat, no whining about gore movies or documentaries about forensics/criminology, no weak stomach when it comes to taxidermy/osteology in the flat), further interests (like architecture) where I am not competent in would be a plus, shared political ideas would be great (far right), should also like to lie in my proximity during movies/TV, should also like aquariums/zoos/botanical gardens (always wanted to have somebody who I can show that stuff)
  4. no gymrat/jogger, but also not a couch potato, should like hiking in the woods/mountains/moors and skiing, please also no hardcore divers because I hate natural water
  5. similar goals in life, should like traveling (especially to the Mediterranean and maybe stuff like New Caledonia/New Zealand when money is there; shoud like to go for walks there, not just lie on a beach, I am active in holidays and go up to >20km/day, I also like to watch animals, the scratches/other problems like stings/bites shouldn't scare her, she should like restaurants in the evening)
With that set I would have the ideal GF with a minimal potential for conflict/fights. Would settle for anything that doesn't force me into stuff I don't like, with a minimal respect for my desires (hiking/animal keeping), a sense of privacy and that doesn't complain.
A foid who could understand the pain of inceldom?
Only to a certain degree, women could never feel true loneliness (even severly disabled women fuck/date with ease). Of course they feel lonely, but not to our extent.
A foid that truly understand political events and can discuss with you what steps should be taken next?
Almost impossible in our country, but a Spanish falangist GF or something like that would be nice.
Someone who isn't just a hole and you are around them only bc of it, even though her brain is that of a emotional 14yo?
They maybe exist, but are unicorns. They would have to be autistic, because autistic women have (from my experience) male brains, with them you basically have a bro you can fuck without being gay.
Someone who can intellectually inspire you?
Possible, have met women who IQmog me into oblivion, but sadly smarter women are often bitchy/condescending/rude/arrogant/aggressive/opinionated/intolerant. "Frauen verwechseln Gebildetsein oft mit Eingebildetsein" - no English words for that.
A foid that truly understands your fears and doesn't just use her holes to make ur chad body coom bc she has no understanding of said topics?
Again, few things are impossible, but it's not likely to find one. A unicorn.
A foid that not only comforts you but also intellectually helps you achieving your goals?
Autistic women again.
 
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There are tons of foids who are into literature and philosophy, I don't know where the problem is.
I like philosophy
Math would obviously be harder but foids fucking love intellectual shit. Obviously she will be ugly tough.
But also programming :(
Thought I found one, was an autistic girl with the same interests (zoology/medicine/etc.), was rejected. Is worse when you get rejected by someone of your own "kind" than by a normie slut. Didn't pursue anything after.
don't give up bro, u got nothing to loose
aquariums/zoos/botanical gardens (always wanted to have somebody who I can show that stuff)
i love greenhouses they give us ethnic germans a tropical lebensraum (could also decorate it with hammocks or camping chairs or a small pool you can lay in and have drinks)
should like traveling
any foid would like to
Spanish falangist
based
They maybe exist, but are unicorns. They would have to be autistic, because autistic women have (from my experience) male brains, with them you basically have a bro you can fuck without being gay.
would be nice (no homo), i would love a computer science foid, our kids will probably be giga autistic
obviously i am in the wrong place to neglect a sub5 foid, but i wouldn't either
 
don't give up bro, u got nothing to loose
Principially an education when I meet the wrong foid that complains about me at the wrong place, despite working in a field where many women work I try to distance myself as much from them as possible. But I thought about joining dating apps again. But I also see a relationship as nothing desirable when my standards aren't met, I dgaf about the looks of the woman but unironically the personality: Bitches don't get anything from me. Want a woman to have roughly the same personality, no complaining, no bitching, no arrogance.
i love greenhouses they give us ethnic germans a tropical lebensraum (could also decorate it with hammocks or camping chairs or a small pool you can lay in and have drinks)
Extremely based idea. Btw there are many articles you can buy on that subject matter. I plan on designing a room for that.

Want display cases for:
  • fossils (especially ammonites/trilobites)
  • animal skeletons (especially skulls, want one for every kind of venomous fang in snakes - also want one for helodermatids because they are venomous lizards who have their teeth in the lower jaw and they also have osteoderms on their skull); always wanted to have a complete snake skeleton on my working desk
  • invertebrate preparates (exuviae or real animals)
  • clearing and staining stuff (looks extremely aesthetic, you make the tissue transparent, then you colour the bones/cartillage)
  • historical memorabilia
At the window I want carnivorous plants in little water glasses or in glass enclosures - think of bladderworts/venus fly traps/sundews/butterwort in the little glasses and trumpet pitchers/etc. in the bigger enclosures, of course Sphagnum would be everyhwere. The standard shit like scindapsus hanging around there too.

Then there should also be some living animals (like invertebrates/amphibians/reptiles/fish), some of them (like geckos) can be kept free in the room (but I don't want that due to the excrements). Want them in aquariums/terrariums - many great books for enclosure design in that regard. Want predatory fish preferably - especially one like Thalassophryne (because he doesn't move very much and looks incredible) or giga-based looking fish like the Xenentodon/Hoplias/Hepsetus. A paludarium would also look great, especially when you have all the plants hanging in the water. Look at Panta Rhei for example when you like aesthetic enclosure designs. Want the room to be full of these animal enclosures.

A glass house would be giga-based and the next logical conclusion. Also with small pools, where you can keep turtles/fish in. Btw look at the Botanical Garden in Munich for example, traveled to that place a few years ago, has a very based greenhouse that can give you inspiration easily. Would also want a moor/poison garden and maybe an outdoor enclosure for snakes (like European vipers). When you like to read more about aesthetic designs of animal enclosures or the outside I recommend to you the books of Hallmen, Akeret and Wilms. If you want to see the most beautiful animals alive look at Abronia - you can keep them in beautiful enclosures with bromelias, tillandsias and mosses. Maximum based.
any foid would like to
My kind of travel is different than their kind of travel. In the Mediterranean for example I mostly go into the mountain regions to hike or into the shrubland to find interesting stuff. Most women like the beach or the restaurants and would complain when they get scratches or worse while looking for interesting stuff like animals/plants.
For example: I plan to visit Sardinia for the cave salamanders (Speleomantes sp.), they are very interesting lungless salamanders/plethodontids (4x endemic species there). Most women (and my parents) would completely lose their mind over something like that. In Denmark for example I hiked for 20/30km each day, this is something to consider and not a thing that most people enjoy.
Btw: Imagine getting a woman that is interested in architecture/art and can travel with her to something like Florence and then she can give you a little talk about it - this would be giga-based.
Indeed. Would love to get a Med foid in general, they are far better then our women who are mostly complete ice queens.
would be nice (no homo), i would love a computer science foid, our kids will probably be giga autistic
This tbh, but very based.
obviously i am in the wrong place to neglect a sub5 foid, but i wouldn't either
Same tbh. None of my crushes were conventionally attractive.
 
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I don't believe in such gay concept's but yes I would find a girl for long term relationship
 

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