Serious If you were to rope today, how many people would come to your funerals?

[GmeOvr]

I probably won't even have a funeral as I neither have friends nor family. So it is beyond ovER for me.

 

[Animecel2D]

0

 

[Todd Thundercock]

5-20

Most of that is family who would only go out of obligation

 

[EngelCallDell19]

5 people who are family.

 

[JewApologist]

My mother, grandparents and siblings. It ends with that

 

[La Grande Kanga]

5-20

Most of that is family who would only go out of obligation

 

[Emba]

If I was the pope I bet my funeral would be pretty big...

 

[RicaGames]

50 I would say

 

[PolskiKartofel]

5-20

Most of that is family who would only go out of obligation

 

[bruhwtf]

0

 

[GmeOvr]

50 I would say

 

[lowz1r]

i hope 0

 

[RechargedSamsung]

Family and maybe other extended families from my father’s and mother’s side but that’s it

 

[Deadbabies]

5-20

Most of that is family who would only go out of obligation

 

[NiggerSlayer]

I probably won't even have a funeral

 

[NiggerSlayer]

My mom and my little brother probably would but thats only because theyd feel a little guilty if they didnt. My other brothers and dad prob wouldnt care at all.

My grandma probably would attend too, it actually seems like she does care about me but idk for sure because apparently shes super fake and manipulative. If my grandpa was still around i think he'd attend my funeral too. i think he loved me but unfortunately my mom never really let me visit him much


Realistically though, if i died today there would be no funeral. Id be turned to ashes and stored somewhere in the attic. After a month, nobody would remember i existed