Experiment If you were offered a stacy Ukranian wife in exchange of joining the war, would you do it?

[Neetocel]

Zelensky announce on next week that those foreigners who join the military are seen as heroes by Ukranian women and an organization is formed by Ukranian stacies to marry them if Ukraine can hold. You will also be offered Ukranian citizenship and pension on the rank of an average foot soldier.

Would you do it?

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

That’s cool GrAYcel

 

[TheProphetMuscle]

I would risk dying so she can suck Chaditri dick on the side

 

[Undervalued]

No, not risking my life or mental health.

 

[Transcended Trucel]

No, not risking my life or mental health.

 

[Nihilistic Lowlife]

JFL about that of course not, since I'll be killed on the way in. my only strategy is to wait in a hole until the conflict passes. but at this point i think its a cuck moove, im gonna die sexless anyways.

 

[ordinaryotaku]

No.

 

[fast_curry]

Would you join a war to fuck an escort?

 

[Capable_Onion]

I'm not dying for slav coochie

 

[Restart80]

Wait, for the foreigners only? So the Ukranian men have their Stacy females given away to foreigners?

LMAO that's gigafuckingcucked.

 

[FlyFace]

As a wife? Hell no. As a torture slave.. perhaps. <- (in Minecraft)

 

[Lv99_BixNood]

if Ukraine can hold

 

[solblue]

Nah, not worth it. Maybe if Ukraine was as fortified as Israel, your odds of living would be decent, but right now you’d actually need to fight on the ground and shit. I’m also an ethnic so it makes even less sense to die for Europe tbh

 

[Sennacherib]

No,toilets are worthless.

 

[wei#3959]

hell yea

 

[oldcel75]

I was in three different wars since 1994. You have no idea what it's doing to your brain and soul. I did it for my family and my people. I would never do it to be a betabux.

 

[bigantennaemay1]

Only if I can hug and kiss her, hold her hand, and have sex with her before going off to die in the war.

And only if she stays with me should I somehow survive the war.

Any other way is cucked and not worth leaving my first-world comfort.

 

[aznlosercel]

I would probably get killed because I'm out of shape which means I don't get Stacy anyway

 

[CrystalAut1st]

*Ahem*
Fuck Zelensky
Fuck ukraine whores

 

[Mecoja]

Too much hassle.

 

[Escthectrler]

I was in three different wars since 1994. You have no idea what it's doing to your brain and soul. I did it for my family and my people. I would never do it to be a betabux.

How did it feel when the taliban took over in 2 days?

 

[pixy.]

Just join a losing war for a chance at pussy you'll die before you can see it theory.

 

[oldcel75]

How did it feel when the taliban took over in 2 days?

I'm Israeli, not American.

 

[Antisocialloner]

Genuinely, fuck no.

 

[Antisocialloner]

I would probably get killed because I'm out of shape which means I don't get Stacy anyway

Mexican Andy such an ugly motherfucker

 

[InMinecraft]

yes I would, nothing to lose

 

[mentally lost cel 1]

I would risk dying so she can suck Chaditri dick on the side

This

 

[mentally lost cel 1]

Let’s say you win the War and be a hero, they’ll still not love you in any way , they have little need for heroes

 

[novarem]

I picked last option.
War is only cucked if you have nothing to defend. If I could be guaranteed a loyal decent looking gf after the war then I'd do it.

 

[ShortUglyBald]

There is no guarantee that she will stay with you after it ends
But u all westerners could already betabuxx these whores without risk, they are willing to fuck everyone except their local men

 

[ShortUglyBald]

Wait, for the foreigners only? So the Ukranian men have their Stacy females given away to foreigners?

LMAO that's gigafuckingcucked.

That's already happening, ukrainian girls are sucking BBC in europe, while their looksmatches are receiving missile strikes, that's what worse than all the casualties, because these holes (about 3 million already) aren't coming backing to post war destroyed shithole

 

[RuudVanNistelrooy]

Zelensky is lying.They would leave you because they are golddiggers.

 

[Lux]

The Ukraine and the allies would never do this offer because they are not good, they are the worst, just as the other side. Joining the war has high chance of just dying randomly, not reasonable