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Serious If you were liked by a landwhale, would you consider yourself ascended and leave the forum?

People who do that should not be allowed here and I believe the mods already said that yes, it counts.

No, it doesn't count bro. I understand that those with Stacy or nothing standards shouldnt be in here, but this is the other end of the extreme to suggest that an incel should consider being wanted by a disgusting morbidly obese landwhale as ascension. Sick and tired of incels telling other incels to be happy with scraps at the bottom of the barrel. Just because we've been forcefully and involuntarily put in this situation, doesnt mean we accept whatever is given to us, no matter how trash it is. Have some fucking dignity and not be desperate. Be strong. I would rather fight for the incel cause and sacrifice blood, sweat and tears so that i can get my looksmatch who has BMI not exceeding 25. Or die a virgin. But i will not give in and accept shit, even if its served on a golden platter.
 
No, it doesn't count bro. I understand that those with Stacy or nothing standards shouldnt be in here, but this is the other end of the extreme to suggest that an incel should consider being wanted by a disgusting morbidly obese landwhale as ascension. Sick and tired of incels telling other incels to be happy with scraps at the bottom of the barrel. Just because we've been forcefully and involuntarily put in this situation, doesnt mean we accept whatever is given to us, no matter how trash it is. Have some fucking dignity and not be desperate. Be strong. I would rather fight for the incel cause and sacrifice blood, sweat and tears so that i can get my looksmatch who has BMI not exceeding 25. Or die a virgin. But i will not give in and accept shit, even if its served on a golden platter.
If you put your penis in a vagina you are not celibate and you don't belong here. No-one tells you to be happy with scraps, we are just saying that if you fuck landwhales you are not involuntary celibate.
"Hurr durr fucked my 3rd landwhale this week, now gonna log in to incels.co and shitpost a little."
 
No, it doesn't count bro. I understand that those with Stacy or nothing standards shouldnt be in here, but this is the other end of the extreme to suggest that an incel should consider being wanted by a disgusting morbidly obese landwhale as ascension. Sick and tired of incels telling other incels to be happy with scraps at the bottom of the barrel. Just because we've been forcefully and involuntarily put in this situation, doesnt mean we accept whatever is given to us, no matter how trash it is. Have some fucking dignity and not be desperate. Be strong. I would rather fight for the incel cause and sacrifice blood, sweat and tears so that i can get my looksmatch who has BMI not exceeding 25. Or die a virgin. But i will not give in and accept shit, even if its served on a golden platter.

Yeah. Remember if we are fat then we are deemed volcel. Really unless the obesity or fatness is due to chemical imbalances PRIOR to the obesity than really it's self neglect & harm on the part of the female. They'd use that against us. So fair is fair in stating that against them.
If you put your penis in a vagina you are not celibate and you don't belong here. No-one tells you to be happy with scraps, we are just saying that if you fuck landwhales you are not involuntary celibate.
"Hurr durr fucked my 3rd landwhale this week, now gonna log in to incels.co and shitpost a little."

No one would brag about that.

For me Ascension is a minimum of 3 looksmatched females having free coital sex with you based on your physical appeal & nothing else. Consider me stupid but IDC that's genuine ascension.
 
If you put your penis in a vagina you are not celibate and you don't belong here. No-one tells you to be happy with scraps, we are just saying that if you fuck landwhales you are not involuntary celibate.
"Hurr durr fucked my 3rd landwhale this week, now gonna log in to incels.co and shitpost a little."

Dude fucking landwhales is not an achievement. 80% of this forum could do it if they wanted to. But the point is significant majority of incels here DONT WANT TO as they have minimum standards, and not lowering those minimum standards (which are low enough as it is) doesnt make someone a volcel. Ascension means fucking a woman equal to and above the minimum standard. Fucking women below this minimum standard DOES NOT COUNT. Ascension doesnt mean fucking literally ANY and EVERY pussy available irregardless of whether its a 16 year old or 60 year old pussy, whether its pussy of athletic foid or mordbidly obese landwhale. Therefore, because landwhales are below the minimum standard for fuckability, having sex with one doesn't count. I literally can't be any clearer than this regarding this issue
 
Dude fucking landwhales is not an achievement. 80% of this forum could do it if they wanted to. But the point is significant majority of incels here DONT WANT TO as they have minimum standards, and not lowering those minimum standards (which are low enough as it is) doesnt make someone a volcel. Ascension means fucking a woman equal to and above the minimum standard. Fucking women below this minimum standard DOES NOT COUNT. Ascension doesnt mean fucking literally ANY and EVERY pussy available irregardless of whether its a 16 year old or 60 year old pussy, whether its pussy of athletic foid or mordbidly obese landwhale. Therefore, because landwhales are below the minimum standard for fuckability, having sex with one doesn't count. I literally can't be any clearer than this regarding this issue
No one would brag about that.

For me Ascension is a minimum of 3 looksmatched females having free coital sex with you based on your physical appeal & nothing else. Consider me stupid but IDC that's genuine ascension.
If you fuck landwhales you are not celibate because you are getting sex so you cannot be regarded an incel, you don't belong here and should not be here talking about how fucking landwhales doesn't count. Besides if many users here are as ugly as they claim to be they should more or less be looksmatched with landwhales. It fucking enrages me that some people here would like the incel community to be a place where you can openly talk about fucking landwhales because it doesn't count anyway.
I am not reporting you because I don't snitch but I hope the mods see it anyway.
 
Yes, staying would be an insult to actual incels tbh.
 
If you fuck landwhales you are not celibate because you are getting sex so you cannot be regarded an incel, you don't belong here and should not be here talking about how fucking landwhales doesn't count. Besides if many users here are as ugly as they claim to be they should more or less be looksmatched with landwhales. It fucking enrages me that some people here would like the incel community to be a place where you can openly talk about fucking landwhales because it doesn't count anyway.
I am not reporting you because I don't snitch but I hope the mods see it anyway.
I don't see anybody talking about their experience of fucking landwhales(morbidly obese not just fat) but only about hypothetically rejecting them. And that is perfectly fair considering how hideous they are and no there are not many users here who are looksmatched with them, you'd have to be severely disfigured or a landwhale yourself to reach that level of repulsiveness.

I'm sure that everyone has some standards and if so the word volcel becomes useless, I'd bet there is some horribly deformed and disabled dwarf that would not pass for female unless examined by a professional that not even you or the other volcel screamers would settle for.
 
I don't see anybody talking about their experience of fucking landwhales(morbidly obese not just fat) but only about hypothetically rejecting them. And that is perfectly fair considering how hideous they are and no there are not many users here who are looksmatched with them, you'd have to be severely disfigured or a landwhale yourself to reach that level of repulsiveness.

I'm sure that everyone has some standards and if so the word volcel becomes useless, I'd bet there is some horribly deformed and disabled dwarf that would not pass for female unless examined by a professional that not even you or the other volcel screamers would settle for.
They clearly mentioned how they think fucking landwhales doesn't count, we are not talking about volcels here. Besides if you can fuck landwhales and refuse to you are still forbidden to talk about it, according to the rules of this websites.
About the users being ugly, I know that many here are not looksmatched with landwhales but I was talking about their harsh self-ratings that often are landwhale-tier.
 
If you fuck landwhales you are not celibate because you are getting sex so you cannot be regarded an incel, you don't belong here and should not be here talking about how fucking landwhales doesn't count. Besides if many users here are as ugly as they claim to be they should more or less be looksmatched with landwhales. It fucking enrages me that some people here would like the incel community to be a place where you can openly talk about fucking landwhales because it doesn't count anyway.
I am not reporting you because I don't snitch but I hope the mods see it anyway.

An incel can only be looksmatched with a landwhale if he himself is a landwhale. But to suggest that an incel who is lacking in face and/or height but is decent physique is landwhale tier because of his short-comings in the aforementioned aspects which is out of his control is the most low IQ argument i've heard in a long, long time given that landwhales' short-comings are to do with weight which, you know, is in their control for the most part.....

Reporting me is out of the question considering that nothing i said goes against the rules of this forum and besides, my views are aligned with many on this post so mods would have to punish like 10 others if they punish me, which wont happen in the first place. You're welcome to retain your low standards and remain thirsty and desperate for landwhales, while the rest of us here are happy to continue being "volcel" by your definition.
 
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Just being liked? No.
Having sex more than once with her, yes for sure you ascended imo.
 
An incel can only be looksmatched with a landwhale if he himself is a landwhale. But to suggest that an incel who is lacking in face and/or height but is decent physique is landwhale tier because of his short-comings in the aforementioned aspects which is out of his control is the most low IQ argument i've heard in a long, long time given that landwhales' short-comings are to do with weight which, you know, is in their control for the most part.....

Reporting me is out of the question considering that nothing i said goes against the rules of this forum and besides, my views are aligned with many on this post so mods would have to punish like 10 others if they punish me, which wont happen in the first place. You're welcome to retain your low standards and remain thirsty and desperate for landwhales, while the rest of us here are happy to continue being "volcel" by your definition.
And why do you think that? Fat can be removed easily while facial ugliness doesn't, do you think anyone cares? Only the overall attractiveness matters in the end and a landwhale can be looksmatched with someone with an ugly face, especially if she's got a decent face. Face is extremely important, deal with it.

First off, saying that anyone can get a landwhale and that fucking them doesn't make you a fakecel is kind of braggish and should be punished as such because it hurts users who get rejected by them and gives a distorted vision of what inceldom is.
I am addressing you two because you were especially vocal about how fucking landwhales doesn't make you a non-incel, ie putting your dick in an overweight woman. The other guy even said that you'd need 3 looksmatched girls fucked not to be incel, what an absolute joke! Such fakecel statements should be punished, they make whoever reads question your celibacy.
 
I'd feel disgusted.
 
no
a landwhale doesn't like you chances are.
she just wants the validation of having someone.
 
I can't even match landwhales on Tinder despite being a gymcel with a defined body.
It's truly over for me.
 
Fucking animal is closer to ascending than fucking a landwhale
 
Maybe. It depends on the circumstances.
 
The chance of a landwhale getting with me is about the same as me getting with a 5/10 over foid. Nada
 
THIS QUESTION NEEDS TO STOP BEING ASKED

I JUST WANT MY FUCKING LOOKSMATCH

I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SETTLE DOWN

NO ONE SHOULD HAVE

FEMOIDS' HYPERGAMY NEEDS TO STOP

YOU ARE CONTRIBUTING TO IT IF YOU SAY YES

JUST STOP
 
I would, if she genuinely loved me, I don't see a reason for staying here. I have even asked out one morbidly obese woman after I gained some muscle, but she refused.
 
I would, if she genuinely loved me, I don't see a reason for staying here. I have even asked out one morbidly obese woman after I gained some muscle, but she refused.
Truly over
 
No, being liked by a landwhale is worse than being incel jfl
 
No. I wouldn't be able to get it up for her, so I wouldn't be able to ascend.
 

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