Lie better. But to be honest real people don't nail you down like that. A subhuman is never the center of attention where everyone is dying to know what he has to say. This is such a movie situation.
Also Judd Apatow is a fucking cuck. And the movie is funny, ok. But of course the virgin is normal-looking, socially awkward, has nerdy hobbies and has a good personality. And in the end he ends up with a single mother kek. Normies will think "See I always said there's a lid for every pot. And the people who end up alone probably deserve it for their misogyny." and all is good in blue-pilled Hollywood.
I'm waiting for the day when they make a movie about a male virgin where he's just a normal guy and in the end he ropes. But no, instead they make empowering agenda films about overweight or ethnic females telling them to accept themselves and stuff. And the masses eat that shit up because they worship all kinds of pussy.