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Experiment If you were given $500k, do you think you could ascend?

What are you ascension options?

  • Yes, I could move to a better location and attract poor women (SEAmaxx, Africa, Slavland, etc.)

    Votes: 14 26.4%

  • Yes, I could surgerymaxx and get girls through Tinder

    Votes: 15 28.3%

  • Maybe, I'm not quite sure, I might be a truecel, but maybe not that bad

    Votes: 9 17.0%

  • Nope, truecel forever

    Votes: 15 28.3%
  • Total voters
    53
  • Poll closed .
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Personalityinkwell

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I think we have people here who are incel but not neccesarily 1-2/10. Of course as we all know if you're not an 8 women won't be sexually attracted to you, and if you're not a 6 women likely think you're ugly as fuck. So what do you think $500,000 would do for you? You think you could surgerymaxx and fix your failos? or maybe you could locationmaxx to where whites are worshipped and the women aren't "strong and independent". Or maybe you truly are at the very bottom and hopeless. What do you think would happen if you got half a mil?
 
No. Eye area is my biggest flaw and no surgery can fix it. Surgeries are useless for me. With 500k I could just escortmaxx
 
I would buy a premium virgin whore
 
No, I would use it to hermitmaxx and maybe a few high class escorts occasionally.
 
No.
500k can't fix height, face, race, and autism all at once.
I don't think any amount of money could.
It's over for me. And I accept it.
 
I would probably just use it to retire and NEET forever
 
I just need 5k bro.
 
$500,000 is not much money here.

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yes with 500k i can surgerymax and move to different country
 
Colvin76 said:
No. Eye area is my biggest flaw and no surgery can fix it. Surgeries are useless for me. With 500k I could just escortmaxx
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What about your eye area is so bad. A lot of surgeries exist to fix multiple components of the soft tissue and bone around the eye. Although, I understand not getting surgery. Despite the fact I couldn't afford it, I would probably be too high inhibition to get more than a palate expander or braces fitted.
 
Probably yes
 
Personalityinkwell said:
What does $5k do for you? get a car?
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A virgin wife bro. Call me delusional or coping but I have refined a plan I have been working on utilizing my 2000IQ for a few years now and I am now convinced I can get a virgin wife with $5000. I can't share details because its so good that someone might steal the idea.
 
BlackPill Scholar said:
What about your eye area is so bad. A lot of surgeries exist to fix multiple components of the soft tissue and bone around the eye. Although, I understand not getting surgery. Despite the fact I couldn't afford it, I would probably be too high inhibition to get more than a palate expander or braces fitted.
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Eyes are too far appart and they have negative canthal tilt. Add a bit of upper eyelid exposure too.
 
BrendioEEE said:
A virgin wife bro. Call me delusional or coping but I have refined a plan I have been working on utilizing my 2000IQ for a few years now and I am now convinced I can get a virgin wife with $5000. I can't share details because its so good that someone might steal the idea.
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Personalityinkwell said:
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I'm never wrong bro. Give me 5k i'll get a virgin wife and expose the secret. Give me 15k and i'll become the next Hitler within 30 years. Give me 50k, and I will rise up so fucking hard that I will go to another dimension and kill the interdimensional demons who have destroyed this world with my own bare hands.
 
I need $20k alone for skin surgery. I have extreme facial scarring similar to a burn victim
 
Hell yes, with 500k I could maybe, just maybe, become a chad. Nobody would recognize me and I'd look like a completely different person. But I'd be able to say, I went from incel to sex 24/7 whenever I want, that'd be amazing.
 
Purveyoroftruth said:
Those houses are garbage. 2.5 million where I live would get you a palace.
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People think their location is the world. If I had 2.5 Million I could get a nice piece of land, build a fully armored impenetrable base, with a fully underground bunker, super comfy both inside and outside, fastest internet speeds in the world, have 5 virgin wives, conquer the world, conquer 6 other worlds, destroy interdimensional demons, and solve inceldom.
 
BrendioEEE said:
People think their location is the world. If I had 2.5 Million I get a nice piece of land, build a fully armored impenetrable base, with a fully underground bunker, super comfy both inside and outside, fastest internet speeds in the world, have 5 virgin wives, conquer the world, and solve inceldom.
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Based
 
Colvin76 said:
Eyes are too far appart and they have negative canthal tilt. Add a bit of upper eyelid exposure too.
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A blepharoplasty can fix negative canthal tilt and drooping upper eyelids/lower eyelids. Fillers/browridge implants could eliminate upper eyelid exposure aswell.

As for your IPD being too wide, not much can fix that. There is an orbital box osteomy, but this is only performed on deformed patients. Unless it is really bad it shouldn't matter that much anyway. Certainly better than having eyes that are very close set.

But I don't think most of us will ever be able to afford surgery regardless.
 
I heard they have slave markets in Libya, g-d bless Gaddafi's soul.
 
If I was given 500k I would be a volcel because I'd become NEET and just invest all the money so I'd never have to work a day in my life, I wouldn't be meeting any women in my bed room.
 
BrendioEEE said:
I'm never wrong bro. Give me 5k i'll get a virgin wife and expose the secret. Give me 15k and i'll become the next Hitler within 30 years. Give me 50k, and I will rise up so fucking hard that I will go to another dimension and kill the interdimensional demons who have destroyed this world with my own bare hands.
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How hard is it to get $5k? Truth be told I'm in college but I took a year off and made like 10+k working a shitty job.
 
$500k isn't enough, plus my surgerymaxxing attempts failed miserably already. Trucel till the end
 
BrendioEEE said:
I'm never wrong bro. Give me 5k i'll get a virgin wife and expose the secret. Give me 15k and i'll become the next Hitler within 30 years. Give me 50k, and I will rise up so fucking hard that I will go to another dimension and kill the interdimensional demons who have destroyed this world with my own bare hands.
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loled thx
 
$500k on dividend funds would roughly be about $2000 a month in free money.

No need to work. I'd love that.
 
I will try to change location
 
Colvin76 said:
No. Eye area is my biggest flaw and no surgery can fix it. Surgeries are useless for me. With 500k I could just escortmaxx
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Same tbh I hate my eye area so much
 
Yerberito said:
I will try to change location
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Same. JBW has been hyped up so much I gotta believe I would have luck somewhere around the world, Slavland has the best women IMO
 
Probably not. Too scared to get leg lengthening.
 
Personalityinkwell said:
How hard is it to get $5k? Truth be told I'm in college but I took a year off and made like 10+k working a shitty job.
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Not hard if you have a job, but I don't, and nobody wants to hire me.
 
BrendioEEE said:
Not hard if you have a job, but I don't, and nobody wants to hire me.
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That's brutal man. How the fuck do you survive? Live with your parents?
 
BrendioEEE said:
I'm never wrong bro. Give me 5k i'll get a virgin wife and expose the secret. Give me 15k and i'll become the next Hitler within 30 years. Give me 50k, and I will rise up so fucking hard that I will go to another dimension and kill the interdimensional demons who have destroyed this world with my own bare hands.
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1489427630 wheeze
 
I would seamaxx tbh to see if it's true that it's that easy to get a noodlewhore
 
maybe for a little while
 
@BlkPillPres interested to see your take on this.
 
I have over $700,000, yet I'm still here, aren't I?
 
"Yes, I could move to a better location and attract poor women (SEAmaxx, Africa, Slavland, etc.)"
I don't want diseases. Call me vocel if you want, but I would not go to a poor country.

"Yes, I could surgerymaxx and get girls through Tinder"
I'm sure it would cost more than 500k because I would need surgery and still have enough money left over to keep the girl around. I can't see that happening.

"Maybe, I'm not quite sure, I might be a truecel, but maybe not that bad"
500k isn't enough.

"Nope, truecel forever"
Like I said, 500k isn't enough.
 
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