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Discussion If you were ever able to have sex. Would you even know what to do?

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i feel like if by some divine intervention i was able to get laid, I would embarrass myself with my inexperience and would look stupid.
Does anyone else feel like they would look like a total autist while fucking (if somehow you were able to) or would you just not care.
 
Everyone knows what to do, it's your main instinct after all
 
@HotPotCel give some advice, you are the expert
 
I... I... I don't know.
 
Sexual activity is impossible for me to envision myself having anymore
 
1. You wouldn't probably find the hole after a few tries
2. And if needed how to put on a condom
3. Can you get an erection due anxiety
4. Awkward positions, maybe a little stiff when fucking
 
Put my pee pee in poosy
 
1. You wouldn't probably find the hole after a few tries
2. And if needed how to put on a condom
3. Can you get an erection due anxiety
4. Awkward positions, maybe a little stiff when fucking
BJs only. :feelsthink:
 
I only know how to smoke the cigarette after sex
 
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I'm more worried about initiating foreplay as i have 0 experience kissing and i envision it being awkward like this (warning cringefuel):


View: https://youtu.be/ivWMe9kE6nE?t=352


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Sexual activity is impossible for me to envision myself having anymore
Same here, I try to imagine myself in such a situation but it just doesn’t come to me anymore
 
Dude go watch a porn video, they literally have up close shots of where to shove your pee pee in. Cmon guys, don’t low IQ me.
 
i feel like if by some divine intervention i was able to get laid, I would embarrass myself with my inexperience and would look stupid.
Does anyone else feel like they would look like a total autist while fucking (if somehow you were able to) or would you just not care.
1. That's what hookercelling is for, I've often said that ironically the incels on this site who don't want to pay for sex are the ones who expect that they will get a girlfriend one day and she won't immediately dump them after their shitty performance in the bed room

If a woman is actually willing to look past you being a virgin and date you (assuming you don't lie, WHICH YOU SHOULD), you not being able to make her cum will be the 3rd strike, you are out

So another good use of prostitution is learning how to stimulate the female body

A lot of you will say "the whore will fake it", a woman can fake moans but she can't fake a biological response

For example, she can't fake her nipples getting hard due to arousal (that's one thing I noticed with the prostitute I was with)

Overtime, you'll learn what means what and if you are doing anything right

But any guy who thinks he's just going to jerk off to porn till he "meets the one" and magically he's going to even be half bad when they fuck for the first time is an idiot

2. No, as of right now I would not say I "know what to do", I barely know anything, but one thing I know for sure is that its many times more difficult for a man to satisfy a woman than the other way around, so I definitely have a lot to learn

Everyone knows what to do, it's your main instinct after all
There's a huge difference between "I know what to do" and "I know how to do it properly"

If you think sex on your part is just jamming your dick in a hole and thrusting then you probably won't be able to keep any woman who actually let you fuck her, so you probably just ruined your only chance at "ascending"
 
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1. That's what hookercelling is for, I've often said that ironically the incels on this site who don't want to pay for sex are the ones who expect that they will get a girlfriend one day and she won't immediately dump them after their shitty performance in the bed room

If a woman is actually willing to look past you being a virgin and date you (assuming you don't lie, WHICH YOU SHOULD), you not being able to make her cum will be the 3rd strike, you are out

So another good use of prostitution is learning how to stimulate the female body

A lot of you will say "the whore will fake it", a woman can fake moans but she can't fake a biological response

For example, she can't fake her nipples getting hard due to arousal (that's one thing I noticed with the prostitute I was with)

Overtime, you'll learn while means what and if you are doing anything right

But any guy who thinks he's just going to jerk off to porn till he "meets the one" and magically he's going to even be half bad when they fuck for the first time is an idiot

2. No, as of right now I would not say I "know what to do", I barely know anything, but one thing I know for sure is that its many times more difficult for a man to satisfy a woman than the other way around, so I definitely have a lot to learn


There's a huge difference between "I know what to do" and "I know how to do it properly"

If you think sex on your part is just jamming your dick in a hole and thrusting then you probably won't be able to keep any woman who actually let you fuck her, so you probably just ruined your only chance at "ascending"
I agree with everything you just said. extremely high iq. escortcelling is a legit strategy for all of us. I will most likely do that in the future.
 
@HotPotCel give some advice, you are the expert
Kek, brocels will hate my opinion.
You re gonna be a shit fuck for at least a few months, assuming you start having sex regularly.
Like all skills, it takes time and effort to develop.

Like, we all naturally know how to punch or throw a rock, but to get good at these skills? Takes effort and time. Fucking is no different - and in fact more complicated.
 
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Stick the weenier in the hole and push?
Idk.
 
I'd be absolutely clueless. Just another reason why a virgin girl is a must
 
Doubtful. Firstly, I don't know whether I'd be able to achieve an erection. In the first place, I wouldn't feel comfortable being completely naked with the girl anyway - I look like a fucking skeleton and I'm pretty sure this would be a turn off, so I'd have to keep on my T-shirt, which would hopefully give me a better chance. I've never seen a naked woman in real life, so I envisage finding the right spot being a case of trial and error. Then what? Thrust? I really don't know. I'm pretty sure it would be her most underwhelming sexual experience anyway. Not that I'll ever have to actually think about any of this.
 

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