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Serious If you were born a curry how would you ascend?

I wouldn't.

Although in all seriousness, probably prettyboymax if I was lucky enough to resemble the caucasian phenotype.
 
Build Muscle, but not too much because our midget frames look extra manlety if bulked. Ultimately though its all cope, there is no cure for being a curry.

The next best thing would be that dive type VR come out in our lifetimes so we can eek out an existence in some fantasy world.
 
kill myself and hope to be reborn white
 
STEMcel get the degree buy property in EE and fuck gold digger bitches.
 
If I was a curry I would probably moneymaxx for surgeries. I think a curry would need at least 5 different facial surgeries to at least resemble a white guy and it would prob cost a lot.
 
Shitmaxxing tbh , create the longest thickest shit to come from a human anus
 
Curries are non-ascendable
 
If you dont have good facial structure or good frame, its impossible.
 
arranged marriage, i'd make money in the west then import a qt 3.14 virgin curry girl (from the rural areas)
 
I wouldn't.
Because it would be over.
In fact, it's over as it is.
 
Rope and reborn as a chadpreet or a white normie.
 
My only option would be to take a lonely and miserable shit somewhere in the middle of the street, in hopes that some curry whore will notice my alpha pajeet mating call.
 
Pretend to be mexican or hispanic.
 

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