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JFL If you were a bear and saw a human female in the woods, would you fuck her or eat her

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Imagine you're a bear
What would you do
 
Fuck first and then eat
 
Put some ketchup on the bitch and treat her like a Happy Meal! :ahegao:
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I would poop on her corpse and then fuck a bear foid since she female bears are less likely to carry STDs and remnant dog semen
 
Im sitting on her face with my fat bear ass until she's unable to breath. Then i can have a nice peaceful meal without my prey trying to get away or struggle
 
Fuck her of course, then play around with her. I wouldn’t hurt her too bad or kill her though because I’d want her to live to tell the story and finally stop all this bearpill nonsense
 

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