If you really wanna get laid.... SpringBreakmax 2019

[Kent]

Spring Break for Americacels is around the corner. However, if you want to normiefraud you will have to undertake dat party lifestyle regimen.....

1. Drink a lotta Beer
2. Yell "Wwwwwwwwooooooooooooooooooo!" for no apparent or legitimate reason

and the most difficult possibly damning requirement for most here (but one that must be undertaken).......

3. High-Five perfect strangers.


So get to work only a couple of months left. This could lead to your ascension....

Cliff: Sex

 

[LastGerman]

This is degeneration.

 

[Crustaciouse]

I wish I could go to one of those sunny states where spring break is big so I can have sex with some passed out drunk roastie, sadly it's not celebrated that much in NYC

 

[Deleted member 14382]

Spring Break for Americacels is around the corner. However, if you want to normiefraud you will have to undertake dat party lifestyle regimen.....

1. Drink a lotta Beer
2. Yell "Wwwwwwwwooooooooooooooooooo!" for no apparent or legitimate reason

and the most difficult possibly damning requirement for most here (but one that must be undertaken).......

3. High-Five perfect strangers.


So get to work only a couple of months left. This could lead to your ascension....

Cliff: Sex

That only works for Chad. I'm speaking from experience.

 

[Deleted member 60]

this is my plan tbh. If I don't get laid this summer, it's ovER.

 

[Insomniac]

I want a hellfire of bullets to wipe all those degenerate whores out.

 

[Sniffles]

This is degeneration.

To the highest degree.

 

[Deleted member 677]

This is degeneracy.

I want a hellfire of bullets to wipe all those degenerate whores out.