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SuicideFuel If you looked like this...

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You wouldnt be wasting the prime of your life browsing incels.is

You would wake up with optimism and a new girl(s) in your bed every day

You wouldn't ever worry about having grown wrong, or wasted opportunities

You'll never regret having missed a chance to get with "the one", there will always be more opportunities for you

Every argument you have will end up with you the victor. Male social dynamics are just illusions to reaffirm Chad's superiority.

Your parents would love you more, and would always be elated to see you, knowing your life will always be fun and exciting.

Your male friends will look up to you as a role model, even if youre dumb, lazy, and a horrible person to get advice from. Your presence alone is authority in itself.

Women will be flattered at any acknowledgement you give them. Any woman you date will try as hard as she can to impress you, and will always be the one to initiate the next step.

All the girls you fuck will never stop thinking about you, even 30 years down the line as they continue to pretend to find their less attractive husband's sexually fulfilling.

You will end up wealthier than most lawyers, politicians, engineers, doctors, and men who spend decades working to perfect their craft. By just showing up to set and saying a few lines, you could make more of a living than most men ever will If you're an actor, you will always be typecast as the confident jock you are in real life, and will be paid enormous amounts to be treated like a god and have your superiority broadcast to the world.

Your life will be better all around, a non stop thrill ride made even more fun by the envy your existence instills in every man you meet.

Oh yeah, BTW looks don't matter personality is more important.
 
nah you need to be giga-chad for that shit

guy above is just chad lite/ regular chad
 
That guys would miss out on all the dank memes. We win.
 
if i looked like that i would finally be able to phuck this hot swedish stacy in my class, no condom. :chad::chad::cool:
 
inceltears would rate him as average because he has no balding, doughy fat soy look with a gross beard and chest hair
IT foids would be like, "I like the guys on the right. This guy looks too arrogant." :lul::lul::lul:
 
nah you need to be giga-chad for that shit

guy above is just chad lite/ regular chad
Yea, honestly for what this guy described you need to be in the top .0001% of guys. Chad's can definatly wake up with new women every day but unless they status maxxed they wouldn't pull multiple foids at once or have foids thinking about them 30 years later.
 
Baby daddy is fucking awful
 
nah you need to be giga-chad for that shit

guy above is just chad lite/ regular chad
thats enough
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You wouldnt be wasting the prime of your life browsing incels.is

You would wake up with optimism and a new girl(s) in your bed every day

You wouldn't ever worry about having grown wrong, or wasted opportunities

You'll never regret having missed a chance to get with "the one", there will always be more opportunities for you

Every argument you have will end up with you the victor. Male social dynamics are just illusions to reaffirm Chad's superiority.

Your parents would love you more, and would always be elated to see you, knowing your life will always be fun and exciting.

Your male friends will look up to you as a role model, even if youre dumb, lazy, and a horrible person to get advice from. Your presence alone is authority in itself.

Women will be flattered at any acknowledgement you give them. Any woman you date will try as hard as she can to impress you, and will always be the one to initiate the next step.

All the girls you fuck will never stop thinking about you, even 30 years down the line as they continue to pretend to find their less attractive husband's sexually fulfilling.

You will end up wealthier than most lawyers, politicians, engineers, doctors, and men who spend decades working to perfect their craft. By just showing up to set and saying a few lines, you could make more of a living than most men ever will If you're an actor, you will always be typecast as the confident jock you are in real life, and will be paid enormous amounts to be treated like a god and have your superiority broadcast to the world.

Your life will be better all around, a non stop thrill ride made even more fun by the envy your existence instills in every man you meet.

Oh yeah, BTW looks don't matter personality is more important.

sacrasm at that last one
 
You wouldn't know what "depression" or "anxiety" even is.
 
I would never complain again
 

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