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If you lived in the middle ages would you rather be a Chad peasant or Incel noble?

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Pros of being a Chad Peasant:
•Tall
•Strong
•All the village stacies want to fuck you
•All other peasants in your village fear and respect you

Cons of being a Chad Peasant:
•Illiterate
•You have to work everyday except Sundays until you die
•You may be levied in wartime

Pros of being an Incel Nobleman:
•You’re literate
•You’re rich and don’t have to ever work
•You don’t have to worry about going to war unless your castle gets besieged

Cons of being an Incel Nobleman:
•Inbreeding has made you not only ugly but also autistic and low-IQ
•The wife you got as a result of an arranged marriage hates you and never wants to have sex
•All other nobles hate you for being incel
 
Incel noble since wealth is everything
 
maybe chad peasant but honestly both would suck, shit would be so boring and you'd die painfully at 40 from some random disease. also a prime stacy in the middle ages would be about as appealing as a mtb today
 
Incel noble. You can just make a marriage pact with some dude who has too many daughters.

Also you could just gather your troops and raid some villages and take their foids.

Chad peasant cant do shit since he doesn't own weapons, warhorse or armour.
 
Pros of being a Chad Peasant:
•Tall
•Strong
•All the village stacies want to fuck you
•All other peasants in your village fear and respect you

Cons of being a Chad Peasant:
•Illiterate
•You have to work everyday except Sundays until you die
•You may be levied in wartime

Pros of being an Incel Nobleman:
•You’re literate
•You’re rich and don’t have to ever work
•You don’t have to worry about going to war unless your castle gets besieged

Cons of being an Incel Nobleman:
•Inbreeding has made you not only ugly but also autistic and low-IQ
•The wife you got as a result of an arranged marriage hates you and never wants to have sex
•All other nobles hate you for being incel
Incel Noble
 
Incel Nobleman. Wouldn't be surprised if one of my ancestors was actually like that lol
 
Chad peasant everyday. The economy depended on manual labor, where strength and sociability were essential to securing a good job in a guild.
 
Both would be awful, but I'd rather be a chad peasant any day! Plus I'd be socializing with all the normies in the village.
 

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