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LDAR If you LDAR you probably smell of death and don't know it

Braincel14w

Braincel14w

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I lie on my bed and watch youtube or lie on my bed and surf the net on my ipad. I spend a tremendous amount of time lying on my bed. After a day out I came back, had a shower then went into my room and could smell it. Wasn't strong but the smell was bad literally kind of like rotting. It had only been about 2 weeks since I had changed my sheets.
You just can't smell it when you've been in it. I probably smell like that most of the time before a shower. Have to change my lifestyle and stop smelling of shit.
 
My hair always smells kinda weird in the morning, but it's a nice smell but not sweet. It's homely.
 
I LDAR all the time but I take a shower every couple of days so I don’t stink.
 
see inkel?
should've showered
 
Smell of rotten food is common in my room
 
we're like skunks. our smell is like a defense mechanism to keep normies away
 
So that’s what the smell was, I thought I had a dead rat under the bed tbh :feelsautistic:
 
I dont do that often but i also had a similar experience.
 
Thats why its called lay down and rot.
 
My room has an odd scent to it sometimes. Nothing strong, nothing too bad, just kind of odd. I guess it's the smell of a mentally ill person, who knows ...
 
Its probably just farts. If you aren't moving around you are concentrating your gas in one room, and the molecules that actually contribute to the bad smells (usually hydrogen sulfide, methane etc) become infused on various surfaces e.g. curtains, carpets. If I have a bad stomach whilst playing video games, my eyes can end up stinging from the fart concentration.
 
nah im beyond ocd about cleaning. i have a 5 min skincare routine daily, wear EDT to go outside and put on deodorant twice a day, plus shampoo and shower twice a day. i also brush correctly, have 8-10 pieces of mint chewing gum a day and floss after every meal so my breath isnt bad.
 
nah im beyond ocd about cleaning. i have a 5 min skincare routine daily, wear EDT to go outside and put on deodorant twice a day, plus shampoo and shower twice a day. i also brush correctly, have 8-10 pieces of mint chewing gum a day and floss after every meal so my breath isnt bad.
How often do you change your bed sheets?
I LDAR all the time but I take a shower every couple of days so I don’t stink.
So do I but if your bed stinks and you lie in it for half the day after taking a shower then you will stink again.
 
Nice. Once a week is enough I think. Maybe even with the LDARing.
i ldar in a chair playing vidya and posting here not my bed which makes my bed sheets' lifespan longer
 
i just showered and wash my blankets every week so i dont think i smell bad
 
I often take showers.
 
I never wash my bedsheets. They're full of old cum, shit, and tears.
 
If you smell bad, you probably won't be aware of it because we're so accustomed to our own body odour, we don't sense it.

I never wash my bedsheets. They're full of old cum, shit, and tears.
Based.
 
Cope tbh. Chad could LDAR for a whole year and then pull a girl home in his first day going out after it.
 
Back when I lived with my dad he would sometimes come into room and say it smells like a retirement house
 
Cope tbh. Chad could LDAR for a whole year and then pull a girl home in his first day going out after it.
Cope. Just because we can't be chad doesn't mean we shouldn't try to do better.
...keep the window open?
How's that going to help the smell of your bed sheets and your body?
Back when I lived with my dad he would sometimes come into room and say it smells like a retirement house
Sounds harsh but he's doing you a favour by telling you. How else would you know?
Why? it's over, why give a fuck about your lifestyle at this point.
It's never over until I'm dead boyo.
 
Cope. Just because we can't be chad doesn't mean we shouldn't try to do better.
I mean, yeah, don't go a year without taking a bath or something, but "smelling of death" in a metaphorical way because you LDAR is bull.
 
I mean, yeah, don't go a year without taking a bath or something, but "smelling of death" in a metaphorical way because you LDAR is bull.
It's not metaphorical and it's not bull. We don't know what we smell like half the time.
 
Then ok. But "just take a shower" can be successfully applied for once.
Not really because the issue is your sheets smelling. You could have a shower in the morning then LDAR in bed and smell again within an hour. Maybe it doesn't matter but it's something to be aware of because often people can't sense what they smell like.
 
Definitely a lot of truth to this. Sometimes I consider spraying all my shit with Febreeze.

I used to carry around a backpack that smelled like cat piss. I couldn’t believe it when I found out, I had literally been carrying it around for years. Not one person told me. I took it to work, school, on the bus, everywhere. I didn’t even notice the pungent cat-piss smell. Truly embarrassing.

One time I was pissed at a foid and told her she smelled like cat shit. Later on, she told me she was grateful that I told her. I wish I would have never told her, because then she would have just unknowingly reeked of cat piss and shit, possibly forever. Not that orbiters would care.
 
trashcels tbh
 
I'm avoided regardless what i smell like, so if the smell doesn't bother me then i don't care. Not my problem.
 
Definitely a lot of truth to this. Sometimes I consider spraying all my shit with Febreeze.

I used to carry around a backpack that smelled like cat piss. I couldn’t believe it when I found out, I had literally been carrying it around for years. Not one person told me. I took it to work, school, on the bus, everywhere. I didn’t even notice the pungent cat-piss smell. Truly embarrassing.

One time I was pissed at a foid and told her she smelled like cat shit. Later on, she told me she was grateful that I told her. I wish I would have never told her, because then she would have just unknowingly reeked of cat piss and shit, possibly forever. Not that orbiters would care.
It's a weird paradox that the people who insult you and tell you that you smell bad are actually being more helpful than everyone else who never mention it. Cruel to be kind.
trashcels tbh
Generally giving up on life does this to a person. I'm trying to turn it around now.
 
I live close to the equator, so i have to take at least one shower per day. Sometimes even two.
 
I shower twice a day. Showers feel nice.
 
Not really because the issue is your sheets smelling. You could have a shower in the morning then LDAR in bed and smell again within an hour. Maybe it doesn't matter but it's something to be aware of because often people can't sense what they smell like.
Just change your sheets periodically and wash the old one theory.

I never removed the protective plastic of my mattress, that was one of the reasons.
 
Just take a shower bro
 
Just change your sheets periodically and wash the old one theory.
Yes that is the obvious solution. The point being people may not realise their sheets smell bad though if they spend a lot of time on them, so they may not be changing them often enough... theory.
 

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