If you know that a nuke is going to explode nearby and you have 15 minutes, would you...

[Jerek]

I don't really know how to open a poll, let's see.

edit: nice, i did it. The question got into my mind while talking about dying in another thread.

 

[FrothySolutions]

Neither of these things are what anyone should do in the event of a nuke. You should get to a fallout shelter.

 

[Damo the incel]

My human instinct would probably just tell me to run as far away as possible

 

[Jerek]

Neither of these things are what anyone should do in the event of a nuke. You should get to a fallout shelter.

Yes, that would be the second choice (i'd have to reword it but whatever).

 

[Tempus Edax Rerum]

This is really a tough one...

Probably run to my car, and drive 95mph away from blast location and don't stop.( I live 2miles away from a major highway...something like that)

But idk, I would probably die from radiation poisoning in the next couple of days, im not entirely sure about the science here.

 

[TheGambler2]

First go rape some foid,then let the faith decide

 

[Jerek]

This is really a tough one...

Probably run to my car, and drive 95mph away from blast location and don't stop.( I live 2miles away from a major highway...something like that)

This is also fitting to the second choice (basically, run for your life).

I don't know if i'm happy finding that a lot of incels actually wants to live.

 

[Tempus Edax Rerum]

This is also fitting to the second choice (basically, run for your life).

I don't know if i'm happy finding that a lot of incels actually wants to live.

Well, the Will to Live of the organism permeates far deeper than any superfluous element of the ego or "self".

 

[Reimu Hakurei]

I would just LDAR and wait for my waifu.

Dying painlessly and instantly? Why not.

First go rape some foid,then let the faith decide

 

[Pinpoint]

I almost want to say it lol. without getting my IP traced.
(((Yihoods)))

 

[starystulejarz]

4) start fapping hard, edge multiple times and ejaculate hard at same ms when nuke goes off

 

[The Abyss]

Option 4 - Start murdering fucking normies around me.

 

[よっこま]

First go rape some foid,then let the faith decide

Exactly, do all the things that I'm currently unable to do because I would be jailed because of them xD It wouldn't matter after the nuke exploded + nobody would judge you because they're fucking dead.

Option 4 - Start murdering fucking normies around me.

 

[Hate_my_life]

First go rape hug some foid,then let the faith decide

tbh

If I'm going to die, not dying a KHHV, but just a KV

 

[Deleted member 17599]

Probably run to my car, and drive 95mph away from blast location and don't stop.

The driver license pill is everywhere. Men without a car are truly doomed.

 

[FrustratedWhiteMale]

Dance on the top of a van.

 

[Deleted member 17889]

First go rape some foid,then let the faith decide

 

[FrustratedWhiteMale]

Option 4 - Start murdering fucking normies around me.

That's redundant.

 

[LastGerman]

Probably run to my car

Driver licence pill...

The driver license pill is everywhere. Men without a car are truly doomed.

Indeed. It is actually really everywhere. Just by turning on the television, you will se some advertisement about cars.

 

[Macrocephalus]

If I'm with other people I'd probably freak out and run like all of them.
If I'm alone I'd probably sit there and wait

 

[ihaveno1]

1st option

 

[Mainländer]

I can't even drive, it's over for me.

 

[zangano1]

I dont really care if i live or die, so just ldar and let fate do the rest

 

[Michael15651]

Stay still and allow fate to decide.

 

[The Abyss]

That's redundant.

Yeah true but I'm assuming you're fucked either way.

 

[FrustratedWhiteMale]

Yeah true but I'm assuming you're fucked either way.

I'm f--ked even if there is NO nuclear bomb.

 

[The Abyss]

I'm f--ked even if there is NO nuclear bomb.

Have a few laughs, take a few baths in blood, crack a smile while you smack a cuck in denial. Fuck it right.

 

[ThisLifeKillsMe]

Driving to a hill far away and watch it.

Then blow my brains out

 

[Ghost]

Pray to God for forgiveness of all my sins... Hopefully I get saved and go to heaven

 

[Dionysus]

I would cheer for the explosion

 

[Hikikomori]

Honestly I would give my parents a hug, thank them for everything, and smoke a cigar on the porch.

 

[builderseed]

do nothing probably, not like i can get far enough in 15 minutes on foot.
just keep browsing .co and youtube until i get vaporized, burned, or shredded by debris.

Neither of these things are what anyone should do in the event of a nuke. You should get to a fallout shelter.

this and my siggy

 

[Darth Cialis]

If for some reason I am alone I would rub a last one out.

 

[AsiaCel]

I would be the one running a vault homing chads and stacys and performing cruel social experiments on them in which they will have to live as incels.

 

[seija]

My human instinct would probably just tell me to run as far away as possible

 

[Deleted member 8353]

I would get as close as possible. I'd love to be obliterated within that beautiful, elusive moment of destruction.

 

[Anoncel123]

Going ER until the nuke explodes tbh.

 

[Deleted member 16455]

stay still and let fate decide tbh