No one would tell Chad to personalitymaxx, wageslave or watch Captain Marvel more.
(((No one))) would tell Tyrone to IQmaxx (shiiiiiiiiieeeeet).
No one would tell a hole to do anything, except maybe not be fat, and even that's nowhere near a requirement. Would just increase the circle of orbiters.
Chad's and holes are either extremely bland and have no personality, or entitled and evil. They've never gone through hardship in life or struggled, everything is handed to them from the day they're born to the day they die. They're basically genetic billionaires, they never had an opportunity to build character. Historically, 1 man has reproduced for every 17 holes.
As a truecel, there are only 4 ways out of this life:
1. Escortmaxx
2. Surgerymaxx
3. Drug yourself until you're out of your mind. Morphine works pretty well IMO, I can sleep for weeks on that shit. You just dangle between death and life. You don't want or need anything, even if I try to stay awake, I just doze off like 2 minutes later. I've never chased the dragon, but I imagine it'd be similar.
4. Ropemaxx
If you're born male, it's basically over. May the spirit of Saint Elliot, from the heaven's above, guide us to our 72 virgins aftER we rope. I have no one, no QT GF, no ex, no friends. No one would even find my body if I roped, I'd be one of those rotten bodies found in a basement 10 years later.
Tl;dr: It's ovER and always has been. Hope is futile, if you were capable of ascension, you'd know already.
(((No one))) would tell Tyrone to IQmaxx (shiiiiiiiiieeeeet).
No one would tell a hole to do anything, except maybe not be fat, and even that's nowhere near a requirement. Would just increase the circle of orbiters.
Chad's and holes are either extremely bland and have no personality, or entitled and evil. They've never gone through hardship in life or struggled, everything is handed to them from the day they're born to the day they die. They're basically genetic billionaires, they never had an opportunity to build character. Historically, 1 man has reproduced for every 17 holes.
As a truecel, there are only 4 ways out of this life:
1. Escortmaxx
2. Surgerymaxx
3. Drug yourself until you're out of your mind. Morphine works pretty well IMO, I can sleep for weeks on that shit. You just dangle between death and life. You don't want or need anything, even if I try to stay awake, I just doze off like 2 minutes later. I've never chased the dragon, but I imagine it'd be similar.
4. Ropemaxx
If you're born male, it's basically over. May the spirit of Saint Elliot, from the heaven's above, guide us to our 72 virgins aftER we rope. I have no one, no QT GF, no ex, no friends. No one would even find my body if I roped, I'd be one of those rotten bodies found in a basement 10 years later.
Tl;dr: It's ovER and always has been. Hope is futile, if you were capable of ascension, you'd know already.
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