Serious If you have a pet that loves you, it CANNOT be your personality making you incel

[KingOfRome]

Think about it: what kind of monster would feed, shelter, clothe, and clean up after a small animal whose sole contribution to the household is sitting on your lap while you watch anime or shitpost on web forums? Certainly not the kind that's too much of an asshole to be dateable. Make no mistake: the very same people who shout you down for having a bad personality would splatter your pet's brains on the sidewalk with a sledgehammer just to spite you for being ugly, then accuse you of killing them with your toxicity and hateful attitude. They are narcissists with no accountability, little if any empathy, and a myopic moral compass whose motto is "what's okay for me is not for thee".

Make sure to hold your pet extra tight around femoids and nu-males. They are too cowardly to hurt you in person, but not your pets.

 

[Deleted member 10234]

If someone touches my pet I will murder them straight up + their fam

 

[mybodyisrotting]

Pet animals are essentially slaves, if they 'like' you it just means the Stockholm Syndrome is going strong

 

[KingOfRome]

If someone touches my pet I will murder them straight up + their fam

You would be doing the world and animals around the world a service.

 

[Deleted member 10234]

Cope. Rover would reenact the iconic Futurama scene where Fry's dog waits a millennium for Chad but will eat your face when you kick the bucket.

Fry was an incel - his girlfriend left him + he was retarded

 

[Sans]

Your pet loves Chad more

Cope. Animals are pure.

 

[KingOfRome]

Cope. Rover would reenact the iconic Futurama scene where Fry's dog waits a millennium for Chad but will eat your face when you kick the bucket.

Real incels have cats

 

[Michael15651]

You strike a good point.

 

[Weed]

Thanks boyo.. Been having cats all my life and this cat I had for 7 yrs now since I was 13. Although I think I was a monster when I was below the age of 12.

If someone touches my pet I will murder them straight up + their fam

This

Cope. Spot just wants you to keep feeding him, when you die it'll eat your face.

Man found dead with face half eaten by his dog

A dead man has been found half eaten by his beloved pet dog – who chewed his master’s face “down to the skull.” Glenn Pattinson, 62, was eaten by his hungry pet, Cujo, after he died at his ho…

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Probs pitbull nothing surprising