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If you had cancer and were about to die...what would you do?

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Honestly, I'd live it to it's fullest. I would do my best through hard work to acquire a vast amount of money.
 
Would probably try doing porn or escortceling
 
Rape my oneitis
I wouldn't go ER because there may be repercussions in the afterlife. I would get right with God. I'd probably also tell my ex that I was dying soon and maybe she would have sex with me out of pity.
Ex? :chad::banhammer:
 
Considering the cancer rate in both of my families,It's not far fetched.I'll probably go into full LDAR and eat like there's no tomorrow. (since there won't be)
 
Probably nothing since I would be bedridden
 
I would beat all historical records for Eating Rice.
 
I would become a male feminist and fight for womens rights.
 
But why don't you do this right now?
I asked myself the same question as I was writing it. The hair transplant would only be worth it if I only had a year to live because I am rapidly going bald and I'm not going to take any drugs to stop it plus it would eat up most of my savings. Maybe I will dye my hair to get rid of the greys but I have only ever looked good with short hair and that doesn't lend itslef well to colouring with dye. Maybe I should wear a wig but that seems so cringe.
The other stuff I should be doing and I will do gradually as I slim down. I am going to start escortceling. I did it for the second time recently and it was good. She was a bit older but Japanese and really slim and nice. She treated me very well and I enjoyed it.
 
Oh man, the evil grin i got on my face when i saw the thread title ... so so many things. Foids would NOT be leaving their houses at night LOL.
 
I wouldn't go ER.

Honestly, I would lay down and rot till the end of this miserable life.
 
nothing speicla tbh
 
i have a vision of what i would do but tbh im such an unmotivated lazy fuk i would probably just LDAR as always
 
Become more religious I guess, more praying, more good deeds, donate all the money and wealth I've got to something good.
 
use all of my guns to take as much of those normie bastards with me as i can, i dont just want a ''mass shooting'' i want a goddamn genocide
 
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