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If you had a gf would you tell her to wake you up with a bj?

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I wouldnt tbh
 
I'm the horniest when I wake up, so it's perfect
 
Yes bro. Bringing breakfast along with it would be nice. Cooming makes me hungry.
 
no, I always feel the need to piss when I wake up
 
I don't think I would enjoy bjs. I'd rather be awaken with her on top of me.
 
Are you homosexual or something?
 
Pretty great way to wake up if im being honest.
 
retarded question.
That's like asking what you would do if you weren't a subhuman incel with your gf
 
Yes bro. Bringing breakfast along with it would be nice. Cooming makes me hungry.
tbh I always want to listen to music after I coom, not sure if anyone else experiences this but for like the first 5 seconds after cooming I get a sudden urge to put some music on. its always been like this as far as I can remember :feelsmage:
 
tbh I always want to listen to music after I coom, not sure if anyone else experiences this but for like the first 5 seconds after cooming I get a sudden urge to put some music on. its always been like this as far as I can remember :feelsmage:
I think one of the reasons I'm so addicted to porn/masturbation/cooming is not only the pleasure of it but also the fact that, after I coom, I have a cooldown period which is the only time I'm ever consistently not frustrated and obsessed about sex. Usually only lasts for minutes, but it's still great.
 
Yes bro. Bringing breakfast along with it would be nice. Cooming makes me hungry.
Based as shit, couldn't agree more. I'd love eating some pancakes and eggs after I'm done creaming her mouth hole.
 
Yes, I would tell her if I did not wake up being inside one of her holes she would get a beating.
 
Yeah, I always have morning wood.
 
I'm the horniest when I wake up, so it's perfect
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piss in her mouth
Slayer
 
I have no idea, my lack of social skills and high inhib are so bad I can't imagine myself dating anyone, I can't even make a conversation flow naturally with a girl I imaginated myself
 

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