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If you had a cute girlfriend, would you let her sit in your lap or is that weird in your opinion?

Clavicus Vile

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I think about it a lot, would love to have a girl do that if I actually got to have a girlfriend. Only if she’s cute and not a bitch though.
 
Yes, i'd love to have a girl sit on my lap ngl
 
Not a single letter
 
Wonder how it feels, is it even comfortable (every day I'm closer to suicide)
 
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yes and she would feel my growing erection which would naturally lead to sex :3
 
Yeah ofc, I'd also caress her body while she did:feelsohh:
 
Whats the next poll gonna be ? Would you have sex with a 10/10 Gigastacy ?
 
Imagine putting your hands around her petite waist and stomach, gently brushing her brunette her aside and kissing her long elegant neck while admiring her hqnp side profile and pointy upturned nose :feelsbadman:
 
Yes I've always wanted to do that.
 
A few girls sat on my lap in high school and they thought I was hideous. One went out of her way to be cruel to me. It's nothing, anyway.
 
I think about it a lot, would love to have a girl do that if I actually got to have a girlfriend. Only if she’s cute and not a bitch though.
I would be glad to touch her in any kind of way lmao
 
Bigggggg fucking "if"
 
Of course, why would you not?
 
my little cousin always goes straight to me and sits on my lap when i see her

im not a pedophile nor into incest but its a cute gesture of affection, if i had a girlfriend i would let her
 

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