Welcome to Incels.is - Involuntary Celibate Forum

Welcome! This is a forum for involuntary celibates: people who lack a significant other. Are you lonely and wish you had someone in your life? You're not alone! Join our forum and talk to people just like you.

Experiment If you ever got a GF

Question


  • Total voters
    34
wasted12years

wasted12years

Luminary
★★★★★
Joined
Aug 15, 2018
Posts
11,767
Online time
1d 18h
Would you be worried about her farting in your bed? Like every night. Lets say she ate alot of gas-producing food like grains and vegetables. Not only that, she would also fart in the couch when you were watching TV together or w/e.
 
Going to have to stop you right there. That's a hypothetical I can never imagine.
 
Thats one thing i always thought about, lets say you get a perfect 10/10 stacy, eventually you will notice her bodily functions and it will gross you out and change your view of her once it happens.
 
i would have to try
it must be a youngcel trait to think remaining this way for decades and decades is a feasable way to live
some sex haver drama (short of going to jail for false rape accusations ofc) would stir up my complete nonbeing
 
My gf will be kept in the basement where I feed her eat raw meat and eggs only
 
Thats one thing i always thought about, lets say you get a perfect 10/10 stacy, eventually you will notice her bodily functions and it will gross you out and change your view of her once it happens.
I think it's very common. I've even seen/heard one of my siblings GF done it, when i was present in the same room too. I suppose most guys get used to it over time. If you got a GF it would probably take like a month or so before she broke wind for the first time, i'm guessing. Some foids might even be more embarassed by it than others and it could take months.
 
My gf will be kept in the basement where I feed her eat raw meat and eggs only
She will never fart again if she only eats that, ever.
 
I think it's very common. I've even seen/heard one of my siblings GF done it, when i was present in the same room too. I suppose most guys get used to it over time. If you got a GF it would probably take like a month or so before she broke wind for the first time, i'm guessing. Some foids might even be more embarassed by it than others and it could take months.
You could try to both agree to try to never do that around eachother but if you ask that the foid will just think you're wierd.
 
You could try to both agree to try to never do that around eachother but if you ask that the foid will just think you're wierd.
True. Home is the only place where she can "release", that and in her car i guess. Foids hold it in at work or in public places. Just imagine, foids actually smell their own farts on the way home from work inside their car, pretty much every day. So the next time you see a pretty foid in her car with styled hair, make up and sunglasses, just imagine her smelling her own gas in that moment. Not so pretty when you think about it.
 
I would beat her to submission, eventually.
 
please let that happen
 
I would fart too
 
I have this condition where I hum, moan, chuckle and talk (nonsense) at night. What secrets might I then reveal? Once I was in a hotel with family in the same room. They said I'm taking gibberish.
Also I cannot have normal social conversations. I also stutter a lot. I will never have a girlfriend. Dragons, trolls, fairies and wizards don't exist either. It's the same category.

I feel very lonely and it won't get better. Me having a girlfriend, the chance is so small. I desire a (cute) one, but it would make no logical sense that I get one. So what I hope for is not a girlfriend -- I hope to win the lottery as that is much more realistic -- I hope that I don't want one anymore, sooner or later.
 
Would you be worried about her farting in your bed? Like every night. Lets say she ate alot of gas-producing food like grains and vegetables. Not only that, she would also fart in the couch when you were watching TV together or w/e.
I wouldn't give a shit, i have almost zero smell sense due to my breath problems.
 
I'd train her to not fart in my presence
 
Would you be worried about her farting in your bed? Like every night. Lets say she ate alot of gas-producing food like grains and vegetables. Not only that, she would also fart in the couch when you were watching TV together or w/e.
I would find it very hard to deal with that. She couldn't fart, burp or move her bowls in my presence. I would allow her to pee when I'm around (assuming she has a clean strap) I would treat her as material for resource exchange so we wouldn't sleep together unless I wanna get intimate though it all depends on her personality and ethnicity TBF
 

Similar threads

Clavicus Vile
Replies
15
Views
1K
RatFromToronto
RatFromToronto
wasted12years
Replies
17
Views
2K
tricho_maniac
tricho_maniac
wasted12years
Replies
31
Views
2K
Autistic Uggo
Autistic Uggo
Deep.Nest
Replies
52
Views
4K
anglocelticcel
anglocelticcel

Users who are viewing this thread

shape1
shape2
shape3
shape4
shape5
shape6
Back
Top