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Serious If you don't NEED plastic surgery, you are VOLCEL/MENTALCEL.

Sparrow's Song

Sparrow's Song

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Many of us wouldn't be here if plastic surgery (the most life saving surgery for males) was covered by insurance. It fucked that changing a few millimeters of skin or bone on your face costs thousands upon thousands of dollars and usually the only people who can afford that are already Chads anyway. Brazil is the only country in the world that respects human rights, the only country who's military I would fight for. In Brazil, plastic surgery is a human right, as it should be in any country where mothers want there sons to live without endless misery. Any Brazilians on this site are truecel, to be a Brazilian incel you have to be so ugly that plastic surgery can't save you, super feminine, turbo gigamanlet, or a eunuch. If you don't absolutely need plastic surgery, like you're just fat or bald... you're volcel. Losing weight doesn't cost money, if you're bald, just pluck everything out and tan... There is no gym for your face, there are no pills for your face, there are no herbs for your face, there is no diet for your face, there is no lifestyle change for your face... the only way out of this hellish existence is through plastic surgery or Jesus Christ himself putting his hand over your face and asking Allah to fix it. If you're an anythingthatdoesn'tcostalotofmoneytofixcel, you're a fucking volcel dude.

Incels shouldn't go on random mass shootings/attacks. Incels who want to go ER should be firebombing insurance company buildings. Normies and femoids can't help incels, there is no point in attacking them, it's just wasted resources and a wasted incel. We need to make every health insurance building lobby look like a fucking a riot in the favela. All inceldom related violence and destruction should be targeted at health insurance companies until they start covering plastic surgery the same way they cover getting your tonsils removed. Insurance companies already cover CHILDREN'S SEX CHANGES for fuck sake, helping parents ruin their children's lives... but God forbid they cover real LIFE SAVING PROCEDURES that actually make the world a better place... Face insurance need to be a fucking thing, it's time to stop making the normies fear us and time to start making the government and insurance companies fear us.
 
lol just pluck ur hair out and get a tan br0
 
Stopped reading when you said Incels shouldn't spree kill. Spree killing warns society not to poke us, not to continue pushing us. Insurance companies aren't responsible for tindr.
lol just pluck ur hair out and get a tan br0
Retard doesn't even take into account skull shape, lots of people look absolutely subhuman with a bald skull.
 
no, face is only a % of SMV
 
baldcelling is a death sentence. And there's no surgery for your brain.
 
no, face is only a % of SMV
The highest %. Face is required to bang women who are capable of giving you an erection, an incel who decides not to get plastic surgery can only gymcel and try to ltr a drugged out whore twice his age.
 
High IQ. If you could accend WITHOUT surgery you are not a truecel tbh
 
Plastic surgery is a meme. It can't fix ugly men. There are like two carefully selected/doctored examples on the internet of before/after plastic surgery pics on a guy, and they are nothing more than advertisements.
 
lol just pluck ur hair out and get a tan br0
Sir Thomas Herbert, 1st Baronet (1606–1682) described a hairstyle worn by Persians in his book Travels in Persia:

The Persians allow no part of their body hair except the upper lip, which they wear long and thick and turning downwards; as also a lock upon the crown of the head, by which they are made to believe their Prophet will at Resurrection lift them into paradise. Elsewhere their head is shaven or made incapable of hair by the oil dowae (daway) being thrice anointed. This had been made the mode of the Oriental people since the promulgation of the alcoran (Al Quran), introduced and first imposed by the Arabians.
— [5]
In "Passages of Eastern Travel", Harper's magazine, 1856, p. 197, an American traveller wrote:

All Arabs, men and boys, have their heads shaved, leaving only a scalp lock, said by some to be left in imitation of the Prophet, who wore his own thus; and by others said to be for the convenience of the angel who will pull them out of the graves when the day of rising shall come.​
Hair plucking is legit, it's what separates the Saitamas from the Joe Rogans...
Stopped reading when you said Incels shouldn't spree kill. Spree killing warns society not to poke us, not to continue pushing us. Insurance companies aren't responsible for tindr.

Retard doesn't even take into account skull shape, lots of people look absolutely subhuman with a bald skull.
Haha if you have a British skull shape you're fucked.
 
I think we should have plastic surgery heavily subsidised to free for us Incels.
 
Looks are everything. Don't tell me otherwise from your position and perch and privilege.

Otherwise if you're not willing to help. You want to hinder and hoard all the pleasures.
Come with me and march together in D.C.

Love to mate. I'm in the UK though.
High IQ post op. Thanks.
 
The olny thing I need is a noose, just like any other truecel.
 

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