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LDAR If you died, how many people would go to your funeral?

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Only my mom in my case and I'm not even sure about that.
 
Family is all
 
I have a pretty big extended family, so there would be a decent amount, but yeah just family/ family friends pretty much.
 
Only my mom in my case and I'm not even sure about that.

Just my family members like 5-6 at most, if I were to be buried, but I have requested to be cremated and have my remains disposed of however they want.
 
Zero point zero
 
probably just parents or some family
 
Everyone in .co would be invited :feelsautistic:
 
i may sound weird but i have like 4-6 groups of friends all over north carolina. plus my family so like 20+
 
Some of my family, but they would probably only go to not look bad in front of their friends
 
Family and friends.
 
Only my family tbh i have no friends since i was 16 and i'm almost 21 now. Probably some random cousin or uncle would appear too
 
My family and my one friend.
 
I don't want anyone to come to my funeral. Any surviving family I have, I want them to just assume I'm still alive, but not that talkative.
 
Everyone I knew is already on the other side.
 
Family and some friends i guess
 
Family although maybe not but I live with them so I guess they'd go. No extended family near so my grand total of goers would be 2 (Mommy and daddy :DDD)

Unless any of you guys wanna come to my funeral <3
 
My parents and my half-siblings would probably show up, but that's pretty much it.

Rest of my family either barely knows that I exist, or want nothing to do with me.

My dad is already extremely disappointed that I didn't turn into a jock, and that I didn't take an interest in sports like other token blacks, so he'd most likely rope himself or something, Idk.
 
About 20-30, bcos extended family.
 
how would i know
 
I'm too poor to afford a funeral. I'll be like Osama bin laden and be "buried at sea"
 
Depends what type of burial I had. probs be catholic funeral as my parents would be the one paying for it.
If it was catholic, maybe parents and a brother.
if it was an islamic burial, i'd think the entire fucking community.
 
Only my mother. But if I die after her , nobody.
 
There are already people who thought I was dead and didn't even send me an email to see how I'm doing, if I'm, you know, alive.
 
Parents, sister and maybe my 2 nephews I guess. Maybe a remaining auntie that is still alive, that's all.
 
My funeral will be a simple arrangement of my body in a bag in a box on a shelf in a basement along with all the other unclaimed dead men, man.
 
Family and maybe a handful of friends
 
Priest and undertakers
 
family and relatives
 
My friends and family, maybe some extended family, maybe some co workers idk tbh.
 
Only my mom in my case and I'm not even sure about that.
Family is all. Maybe not even some of them would. Willing to travel.
 
Parents and uncles etc. i guess.
 
Not even the priest
 
Some people in my family and that is it.
 
If i died right know i guess my parents and my incel friend.

That's all.
 
I don't believe in God. What should be done with my corpse is a bit of a dilemma. On one hand, I know I shouldn't give a crap, as it's literally not my business. On the other hand, the thought of being a burden to others after my death bothers me a bit.

If it were up to me, my corpse would be left to vultures and other scavengers. That's how nature is supposed to process corpses.
 
Does it actually matter, you dead....
 
Does it actually matter, you dead....
I used to have this mindset, that nothing that happens after our death can possibly matter to us.

Physicist Sean Caroll changed my mind about that in his book "Something Deeply Hidden". He makes good points.
 
My parents probably. But only because they’d feel obliged to.
 
funerals are for the living, not the dead, so I'm sure a fair number of people that are related to me and associates of my parents would
 
If I died right now, maybe 4 people.
If I died a few decades from now, no one.
 
My family would virtue signal and go but they don’t even love me
 

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